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by Father Ted
09 Dec 2004 07:24
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Lindsay Lohan's Drivers License and Credit Card?
Replies: 125
Views: 169829

hahahahahahahahahahaha

FUCK OFF JUSTIN.......

<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>Beverly Hills 90210</span>.......</span>



<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>hahahahahahahahahahahahaha</span>
by Father Ted
05 Dec 2004 23:38
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: I'm back, I think
Replies: 50
Views: 57086

It's turning into a big family reunion! September 6th ....... 168 posts ..... round 2 ...... ding ding! Wait! Amy isn't in her corner yet...... While we are waiting - This made me laugh so hard! I've said for a long, long time that Justin (for whatever reasons--lots of hits, personal amusement, what...
by Father Ted
30 Nov 2004 05:11
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Hot Avril-y-ness
Replies: 136
Views: 128919

Figures. You just join a board, you expect at least a hello, you get a hot chick to join the boards, and I get nada. Maybe when I have a cool sig and 2600 posts and lots of pretty stars I can shit all over the newbies that join, huh? I only have 2531 posts. I only wish i had 2600. $20 that his wish...
by Father Ted
26 Nov 2004 05:49
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: E-mail
Replies: 40
Views: 45666

Titanic was born in Belfast.

So was I.


<span style='color:green'>true story</span>
by Father Ted
26 Nov 2004 02:59
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Stretch marks.
Replies: 119
Views: 121996

I have stretch marks on my penis because it grows to monsterous sizes when i get aroused. Holy Shit! I find that "hard" to believe. Mine is like velvet.... no stretch marks at all. Though I do have "<span style='color:green'>This tastes as good as Bushmills 16 year old special reserv...
by Father Ted
23 Nov 2004 07:53
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Stretch marks.
Replies: 119
Views: 121996

I suppose it must be about 15 years ago, shortly after my daughter was born, a friend and I bought a beautiful old wooden cabin cruiser.... a real whiskey palace! We suggested to our wives that we should all get away from our kids and take a few days break on the River Shannon. But the boat had only...
by Father Ted
06 Nov 2004 01:22
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Hi Res Tara Reid
Replies: 88
Views: 117420

Still.................. be under no misaprehension, I'd still hit it! I could wile away a few hours rubbing anti-stretch cream on those boobies whilst my balls merrily crash on and off her chin! Sorry if this goes against the standards of female perfection that you all obviously have.... but I'm not...
by Father Ted
05 Nov 2004 23:38
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Hi Res Tara Reid
Replies: 88
Views: 117420

Eugh!

See the stretch marks around the nips - a good reason to keep them "au naturel"!

2nd POST

shit!

3rd POST!
by Father Ted
04 Nov 2004 09:27
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Fill in the blank!
Replies: 335
Views: 204045

Justin wrote: Bush won. Americans who voted for him are _______________.
Foreigners


Duh!
by Father Ted
22 Oct 2004 00:41
Forum:
Topic: 2004 "Reg" Mock Elections
Replies: 154
Views: 2369

Great idea - good fun! But when did this all change? Welcome to the first annual "Reg" Mock Elections, where you vote for your favorite regs!&nbsp; I'm sure most of you remember doing the "mock elections" in High School.&nbsp; Same idea, FUBAR-style. 1. Copy and Paste the...
by Father Ted
18 Oct 2004 07:39
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Internet...s?
Replies: 37
Views: 36471

Justin wrote: i heard on the internets that bush was being fed lines through the hump on his back!
I heard he was actually transmoglified directly to the internets via ganglepins in his back
by Father Ted
08 Oct 2004 01:37
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Are you gay?
Replies: 45
Views: 45869

Well I'm not gay...... but you're making it really hard for me!
by Father Ted
22 Sep 2004 03:12
Forum:
Topic: Is it SODA or POP?
Replies: 111
Views: 1651

In Ireland, we have a bread called "soda" - it's essential in a good Irish breakfast, bacon egg soda etc... So..... "Hi Ted, welcome to the States - yeah it's very warm, would you like a soda pop?" "Well, just a pop would be very nice..... I'm not really all that hungry!"
by Father Ted
04 Sep 2004 06:40
Forum:
Topic: The "Reg" Test
Replies: 54
Views: 1338

I'm not sure 'winning' my contest is a benefit any longer...with the exception of the &#036;&#036;&#036;. Whether I am still in the lead or not, at least state who the newbie winner was. And if I'm still in the lead, forget about the dollars - or donate them to a charity of your choice....
by Father Ted
21 Aug 2004 08:02
Forum:
Topic: Santa...
Replies: 29
Views: 411

I really really really love this fucking place