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by april
06 Jan 2005 11:30
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Glasses
Replies: 64
Views: 105412

a ha! perfect time to pimp the video of me on "tough crowd" where a comedian accuses me of being in a "lisa loeb cover band!" <a href='http://emotionlotion.org/toughcrowd/aprilontoughcrowd.avi' target='_blank'>http://emotionlotion.org/toughcrowd/aprilontoughcrowd.avi</a> i've had to wear glasses sin...
by april
30 Dec 2004 10:17
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: PMS
Replies: 65
Views: 90003

i've actually never had any symptoms of pms in my life & also HATE it when girls use it as an excuse to be bitchy - and trust me, those girls use it as an excuse with other girls, too. it's not just with their boyfriends. i've also never had cramps or anything else negative happen as a result of my ...
by april
28 Dec 2004 12:47
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Hi Res Lacey, Emily & Monica
Replies: 52
Views: 79342

you're right, the lemony snicket girl looked waaaaay better in the movie. in these she's got bad/too much makeup & that stupid nose ring looks like a zit.
by april
10 Dec 2004 14:16
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Hi Res Scarlett Johansson
Replies: 35
Views: 40593

she's amazing.
by april
30 Nov 2004 01:51
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Hi Res Hilary Duff
Replies: 83
Views: 88549

FSU350Z wrote:Automatic 3 point (or 30%) reduction if the ankles are thicker than the neck.
heh, i was going to say the same thing - those dumb shoes give her cankles!
by april
28 Nov 2004 16:30
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Hi Res Chyler/Dominique
Replies: 89
Views: 84693

dominique swain kind of reminds me of kirsten dunst but without the boobs.

chyler leigh is hot, but she's got a weird mix of this amazing body with the face of a 12-year-old girl. it's usher syndrome (i.e. he has the super muscular body & the head/face of a little kid.) weird.
by april
23 Nov 2004 06:07
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Stretch marks.
Replies: 119
Views: 106416

I did.  I see some guy said it's a shame she has them.  Someone said they give him a boner, and someone agreed.  Thats all I see. Oh and someone said "ugh". well, i didn't mean in that one specific thread, i meant any time pictures are posted of women who have stretch marks. i'm goin...
by april
23 Nov 2004 05:57
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Stretch marks.
Replies: 119
Views: 106416

heineken wrote: No one in the recent Scarlett thread bitched and moaned about stretch marks.
really? you might want to re-read it.
by april
23 Nov 2004 05:49
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Stretch marks.
Replies: 119
Views: 106416

Class is now in session for Magic's Seminar:  Why fatties get stretch marks <a href='http://www.stretch-marks.us.com/prevention.htm' target='_blank'>http://www.stretch-marks.us.com/prevention.htm</a> Let me translate the more scientific explanation on this page.  The number one cause of s...
by april
23 Nov 2004 05:21
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Stretch marks.
Replies: 119
Views: 106416

Actually I've seen a decent amount of racks in my day ranging in size, color, taste and odor and I've never seen stretch marks on the tits.  And believe you me, I examine them pretty close. I've even had the opportunity to see some naty D's and large C's and still, no stretch marks.  You ...
by april
23 Nov 2004 05:19
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Stretch marks.
Replies: 119
Views: 106416

Borjan wrote: And what brought on this rant I wonder? :huh:
because scarlett johannsson is unbelievably gorgeous, yet still some guys will say "ew, but the stretch marks!" which is insane to me.
by april
23 Nov 2004 05:17
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Stretch marks.
Replies: 119
Views: 106416

well, yeah, they appear everywhere, but i just focused on the breasts as that's what most guys on this forum focus on. :)
by april
23 Nov 2004 05:09
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Stretch marks.
Replies: 119
Views: 106416

A word about stretch marks: I find that whenever Justin posts hi-res pictures of well-endowed actresses, quite a few replies of "eew, stretch marks! Gross!" are soon to follow in the comments. If you have ever left such a comment, you have never seen an actual woman naked before you in real life. Gu...
by april
23 Nov 2004 04:47
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Ultra Hi Res Kristin Kreuk
Replies: 61
Views: 57790

I would eat out her asshole after she ate a vat of chilli and had ten guys pile her in the pooper. Actually, I would eat out every guys asshole on this forum just to get to smell her asshole. wow. i don't think this has anything to do with her necessarily, i think you just have a thing for assholes.
by april
06 Nov 2004 12:15
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Hi Res Tara Reid
Replies: 88
Views: 107082

bligityblah wrote:EDIT: April, can I see your boob?
well, unfortunately for you, i don't drink or do coke - therefore i'll never be in the state that tara's apparently in where you're so fucked up you don't even know your entire boob is flapping in the breeze and that people are taking pictures of it. sorry. ;)