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by eggfart
04 Nov 2004 20:30
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Fill in the blank!
Replies: 335
Views: 203631

people who chose the turd sandwich over the giant douche! :P
by eggfart
29 Oct 2004 02:49
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Hi Res Ashlee Simpson
Replies: 47
Views: 59353

I'd like to bang Jessica while Ashleee lipsynched "pieces of me" and Nick Lachy watched and her daddy video-taped it... :o
by eggfart
26 Oct 2004 10:02
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: *ehem*
Replies: 123
Views: 127522

For as much as her band is getting paid, I'd take the blame too. If they arent stupid with thier money, they will never have to work again as long as they live how it stands right now. So get me up there, Ill play, you fuck up and blame me... I still get my millions. I doubt that, Meaty. Ashleeee h...
by eggfart
26 Oct 2004 01:31
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: *ehem*
Replies: 123
Views: 127522

Good thing she is lip synching, her real voice sounds like she smokes about a carton a day.
by eggfart
19 Oct 2004 08:03
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Hi Res Kelly Preston
Replies: 38
Views: 55602

kvl wrote: That wasn't her in the Maroon 5 video.....was it?
no I don't believe it was, it was some other MILF but the name escapes me at the moment....
by eggfart
12 Oct 2004 07:45
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Hi Res Ashlee Simpson
Replies: 39
Views: 48079

Damn, she really can't sing good enough to pull off shit clothes like that. She needs to take pointers from her sister, if you can't sing for shit at least dress like a ho.
by eggfart
12 Oct 2004 00:50
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Hi Res Lindsay Lohan
Replies: 45
Views: 58222

The Lohan makes my pee-pee feel tingly :banana:
by eggfart
10 Oct 2004 07:13
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Hi Res
Replies: 42
Views: 47945

It's the return of <a href='http:///movies/hires/alyssamilano/image-html/Alyssa_Milano_HQ_01.html' target='_blank'>sasquatch</a>!...Oh wait never mind, it's just Aylssa's hairy forearm! :bah:
by eggfart
06 Oct 2004 22:29
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Shark Tale
Replies: 30
Views: 30922

RKrispy wrote: The female fish lays her eggs, and the male fish comes by and JERKS to the eggs, and voila BABY FISH!
that's hot! :omfg:
by eggfart
06 Oct 2004 22:14
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Shark Tale
Replies: 30
Views: 30922

Justin wrote: i also wanted to do the little mermaid.

do fish have vaginas?
If they do, does it smell like fish? Or does it smell like people? :D
by eggfart
05 Oct 2004 23:19
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Weee! DVD Tuesday
Replies: 53
Views: 45816

and then go see <a href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0424885/' target='_blank'>Celsius 41.11</a>
:P
by eggfart
01 Oct 2004 06:09
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: !
Replies: 26
Views: 29524

the site just took a dump, but good news, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance with gecko!
by eggfart
27 Sep 2004 09:54
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Hi Res Lohan & Ricci
Replies: 28
Views: 38011

can they do lipo on heads? The Ricci definitely need that now or she just needs to eat a few Big Macs.....The Lohan is very jizz-o-rific...
by eggfart
21 Sep 2004 10:20
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Hi Res Christina Aguilera
Replies: 43
Views: 47301

ihatepeople wrote: I'd hit it, but that's not saying much as I'm so desperate that I'd hit Beatrice Arthur if the opportunity arrose.....especially if you tossed in Estelle Getty for a three way.....
Golden Girls pron...that is fubar! :o
by eggfart
20 Sep 2004 21:43
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Hi Res Christina Aguilera
Replies: 43
Views: 47301

I'd drop a j-bomb on her, just to say that I did!