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by Umgawa
07 Jan 2005 20:39
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: CES 2005 - PSP/Xbox 2
Replies: 11
Views: 7586

What Bill Gates failed to mention in his 'digital lifestyle' section is that the success of the Xbox 2 may very well be the scale-tipper on screwing over Sony's Blu-Ray format for high-def DVD. After all, Microsoft is supporting Toshiba's HD-DVD spec (as are several movie studios), while Disney and ...
by Umgawa
07 Jan 2005 20:33
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Resident Evil 4
Replies: 32
Views: 14963

My personal favorite scare was in the remake of the first Resident Evil game, where I'm all expecting your run-of-the-mill Romero-style shambling zombies, and then the fuckers run . I'm like, "Shit!" The dog through the window, though, was a nice jolt, as was the same kind of trick in the second gam...
by Umgawa
30 Dec 2004 09:43
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Classic
Replies: 49
Views: 30943

... Am I the only one here who thinks Justin's gay for posting a rather extensive Dirty Dancing quote? What next? He changes his non-title to "I'm the King of the World!" At least we can all respect Titanic, because it had tits. Dirty Dancing only had Jeannie Bueller in a wet shirt.
by Umgawa
09 Nov 2004 14:06
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Psycho Girl Revealed
Replies: 124
Views: 78902

Quoth the Raven, "I am a fucking idiot for buying into this senseless notion that this is all just a clever ruse by a no-name band and/or their label ... Not to mention my complete and utter stupidity for dredging up a thread that was dead and gone for two weeks." I think that the lack of informatio...
by Umgawa
09 Nov 2004 10:08
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Halo 2 Xbox Live
Replies: 58
Views: 16193

I won't be playing Halo on Live for a couple of reasons, not the least of which is the fact that I loathed the original. Playing a first-person shooter with a controller is an abomination and makes the baby Jesus cry. I'd consider playing with a keyboard and mouse, but then read a poll of players on...
by Umgawa
08 Nov 2004 21:37
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Well that was unexpected
Replies: 55
Views: 22617

There are 491 online users browsing: I might note that your school's server is taking a pretty massive performance hit right now. I'm sitting on my friend's cable modem and I've been waiting on one of the pictures for at least a minute now. With regard to the sites that are doing the referring, I'v...
by Umgawa
07 Sep 2004 09:58
Forum:
Topic: The "Reg" Test
Replies: 54
Views: 1338

I'm not Affleck. Affleck is fucking clown-shoes.
by Umgawa
03 Sep 2004 10:03
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: GOP Convention
Replies: 55
Views: 17581

Secret elections were held last week to choose the new President of the United States, and I won.

As my first executive order, I now declare Jenna Bush's natural wetlands open for drilling.
by Umgawa
03 Sep 2004 02:14
Forum:
Topic: The "Reg" Test
Replies: 54
Views: 1338

Dex,Sep 2 2004, 12:31 PM wrote:
Justin,Sep 2 2004, 07:20 AM wrote: newbs forum is dead...

*wink*
:omfg: is that a good thing? ...or a bad thing? :omfg:
It's bad in a good way.

BA-DUM!
by Umgawa
03 Sep 2004 02:11
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: And we're back
Replies: 45
Views: 16554

Why is Justin littering the front page with pictures of Elisha Cuthbert? I'll tell you why: Because we're running on someone else's bandwidth now! Seriously, though, I have to wonder if this is more along the lines of the site being back to part of the big Solo thing, or if Justin's been paid cash-m...
by Umgawa
29 Aug 2004 14:12
Forum:
Topic: MOTHERFUCKERS
Replies: 32
Views: 717

Justin, this is exactly what I was talking about. They're organizing to overthrow the regime! We must deploy the Thessian Army and institute martial law!
by Umgawa
27 Aug 2004 13:23
Forum:
Topic: Sexy Dexy Hits the Triple Nines!
Replies: 18
Views: 286

UncleMao,Aug 27 2004, 12:21 AM wrote: So when's Justin gonna hit that recount button again?
Yeah, I think Florida's really going to fuck Dex's numbers up. But at least he won the electoral vote.
by Umgawa
26 Aug 2004 10:45
Forum:
Topic: Some of these noobs...
Replies: 13
Views: 391

I'm going to change mine to pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. So there. ... Wait, what the fuck am I talking about? My name's quite fucked-up enough already. Too many Johnny Weissmuller Tarzan movies when I was a kid, I think.
by Umgawa
25 Aug 2004 01:52
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: QT Blog?
Replies: 22
Views: 11533

Dude, it's totally real, because celebs love blogs; just like how Affleck used to write for Fubar, and that wasn't fake. EDIT: On a serious note, I think that I read or heard Tarantino say that he was a notoriously bad speller once. I doubt he's washing this thing through someone else to fix all of ...
by Umgawa
18 Aug 2004 08:34
Forum:
Topic: Farewell Fat One.
Replies: 106
Views: 1975

Dex, does this all mean that we should walk around wearing black arm-BANNEDs to remember Pang by?
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Yeah, it just doesn't work when other people try the puns. That just wasn't funny at all.