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by Clarissa
30 Jan 2006 10:13
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Closed Button Icon
Replies: 135
Views: 72272

I saw my name next to Busman's. I wish I was that cool. I'm not. I have no idea what's going on in this thread. From the looks of it, it's the same bitchfest we've all heard 30584205802 times with some Seriously and JSD thrown in for flavor. Speaking of. I've never been to a Jack In The Box. We don'...
by Clarissa
27 Jan 2006 08:47
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Puzzlehead vs. Burrito
Replies: 16
Views: 12299

You know, if the stories of your drinking follow suit, things are starting to make a lot more sense.
by Clarissa
27 Jan 2006 08:13
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Puzzlehead vs. Burrito
Replies: 16
Views: 12299

I went to Chipotle tonight. I went with my wife. My wife the she-devil who has me on this fucking diet because my doctor says that my bloodpressure is 4x the norm and that my cholestoral is poor. I've been on this damn thing for weeks but tonight we decided that I could be bad. So I ordered a steak...
by Clarissa
27 Jun 2005 05:53
Forum: Debates
Topic: I Have the Best Avatar
Replies: 130
Views: 90949

Phife wrote:
Clarissa wrote:Yours may be the best, but I have the prettiest man ever born as MY avatar.
:wub:
By "pretty" do you mean "gay"?
:veryangry: He is not gay!
You're just jealous of the beauty and wisdom that is brass.
by Clarissa
27 Jun 2005 03:33
Forum: Debates
Topic: I Have the Best Avatar
Replies: 130
Views: 90949

Yours may be the best, but I have the prettiest man ever born as MY avatar.
:wub:
by Clarissa
27 Jun 2005 03:27
Forum: Rants
Topic: First post!
Replies: 78
Views: 64850

Mao's a meanie?
You've got to be fucking joking.
When the hell did you guys turn into a bunch of whiny, simpering vaginas?
He's always been mean. You're just noticing this now?
I think it's part of his charm. Or something.
by Clarissa
26 Jun 2005 23:25
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: I Miss Making Out
Replies: 50
Views: 65584

I look forward to the return of posts like Eve's... and responses like ... well, most of 'em in this thread sucked(yes, yes, mine too.. fuck), but there were a few nuggets of wisdom and, dare I say, kindness, to be found amongst the drivel... Odds on this happening?  I dunno.  Meh. <span ...
by Clarissa
31 Jan 2005 23:20
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: I Miss Making Out
Replies: 50
Views: 65584

I didn't get a chance to read this thread until today. Let me just say: Fuck most of you. There's a reason people like Eve are allowed to post on the front page and you aren't. When Justin first asked me to come to FUBAR, I emailed him back and asked him what the site was about. Do you know what he ...
by Clarissa
31 Jan 2005 22:29
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Retiring the site
Replies: 184
Views: 311993

Damnit Justin, I'm already having a shitty week.
Do you accept bribes?

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go find some kleenex and my Dashboard Confessional CD.
by Clarissa
06 Jan 2005 11:00
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Glasses
Replies: 64
Views: 102663

I used to be all self concious about my ass and my glasses.
If only FUBAR was around then, I'd be a much more confident person now.
by Clarissa
06 Jan 2005 10:50
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Glasses
Replies: 64
Views: 102663

The Zot wrote:This is my all time fav Clarissa pic........



Image





<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>
I can dream can't I?</span>
If I looked like that, so help me Jesus, I'd never wear clothes again.
by Clarissa
06 Jan 2005 08:55
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Glasses
Replies: 64
Views: 102663

Thalia wrote:She didn't take that much persuading after all!
You look fine, honestly, very hardworking.
I was up to my ass in research and I wasn't amused that my picture was being taken.
My best friend is lucky he's alive.
by Clarissa
06 Jan 2005 08:51
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Glasses
Replies: 64
Views: 102663

Jesus.
Fine.
I look like shit in this picture though.
I also look quite bitchy.
<a href='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/ ... tchyMe.bmp' target='_blank'>Here it Is</a>
by Clarissa
06 Jan 2005 08:29
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Glasses
Replies: 64
Views: 102663

pangwinking wrote:I love girls in glasses!

Clarissa and Thalia should post pictures of themselfs with glasses on. I'd masturbate to that. :o
I have a picture of me with glasses on...
but I was studying and chewing on a pen and making my 'bitch face'.
It's really not cute.
by Clarissa
05 Jan 2005 22:47
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Glasses
Replies: 64
Views: 102663

Justin wrote:nope. not anymore. they broke up last summer.
That's really sad.
They were super duper cute together.