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by Elder Young
20 Sep 2004 02:16
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Hi Res Alexa Vega
Replies: 29
Views: 33314

She's nowhere near as hot as Amanda Bynes :wub:. Too bad I may have to look for a new teen starlet to lust after since Amanda's looking too skinny recently.

Verdict: with a cuter face I'd hit it.
by Elder Young
13 Sep 2004 12:27
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Sin City
Replies: 40
Views: 47473

Sin City looks sweet enough to make up for Josh Hartnett's lack of talent, Brittany Murphy's stupidity and Devon Aoki's creepiness.

Gugino >> Alba
by Elder Young
13 Sep 2004 00:45
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: i hate it when that happens...
Replies: 31
Views: 34059

I don’t like the sound of this guy because he’s so full of himself, but that’s probably just because I have so little self esteem. :cry:
by Elder Young
03 Sep 2004 12:46
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: GOP Convention
Replies: 55
Views: 50255

I must say that Jenna Bush is a two face. Her face definitely looks better from certain angles than others. As evidence I present the following picture. http://img9.exs.cx/img9/9265/barbarabush_edit.jpg Jenna's expression suggests she wants teh cock, or she's really confused. http://img4.exs.cx/img4...
by Elder Young
03 Sep 2004 02:15
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: And we're back
Replies: 45
Views: 43262

I cannot believe Elisha Cuthbert makes your penis sad, Justin. I'll admit that she's not a great actress, although she's a better actress than Jessica Beil, but she's super hot. I'll let this one slide because of your site and your sexiness.
by Elder Young
29 Aug 2004 06:48
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Legend In The Making
Replies: 684
Views: 1398824

I'm glad that someone with more video editing skills took my suggestion and created a version of the video with the RFAD overture. The tracks from the album I had originally intended were "Souther Hospitality," "Fear," "The Beginning of the End" and "Full Tense.&qu...
by Elder Young
27 Aug 2004 09:57
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Legend In The Making
Replies: 684
Views: 1398824

Good looking + Shaved + Fingering = HOTT Although it would reduce the sexiness by a factor of 10, this video deserves some of the creepy, jarring violin sounds from the Requiem for a Dream score. Too bad the police probably found Matt with a bunch of needles stabbed in him and missing a foot like th...
by Elder Young
26 Aug 2004 05:51
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Carly Patterson
Replies: 108
Views: 123902

Carly is cute as a button.  Most girls look like trolls when they pull their hair back like that, but she has such a stick-a-cock-in-itablely cute face that she can get away with it.  Amanda bynes has nothing on Carly, she's turned into too much of a slut.  Same with Hill...
by Elder Young
22 Aug 2004 01:43
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Hi Res Carly Patterson
Replies: 56
Views: 68710

She's pretty cute and maybe I'd hit it in a few years. I don't see the comparison to Amanda Bynes and mentioning her makes me wish Justin could find new pics of her. Justin, can you come up with another "This Day in Amanda Bynes History?"
by Elder Young
18 Aug 2004 14:39
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Hilary Duff
Replies: 56
Views: 62111

I jump on the Amanda Bynes bandwagon, or even better, just on Amanda. Ever since the photos of her at the What a Girl Wants premier she has been my favorite hot, young celebrity. I'm even willing to suffer through What I Like about You to see Amanda, whereas I don't like Duff or Lohan enough to watc...
by Elder Young
16 Aug 2004 12:08
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: Buncha movies
Replies: 26
Views: 30290

I watched the original Shall We Dance in a class on Japanese history and culture and everyone in the class agreed that it's terribly boring. The Americanized version has got be worse because it doesn't have the Japanese businessman who wears a wig that makes him look like a sleazy pedophile, althoug...
by Elder Young
14 Aug 2004 13:46
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: How does it stay up?
Replies: 62
Views: 61672

Grinch wrote: wut do u want to bet one of those models is that woman that designed it.
You bastard, I don't think my penis will ever recover from that image in my head. I can just imagine the tension that strap's under when a girl with a huge ass wears one. The strap snaps and someone loses an eye.
by Elder Young
07 Aug 2004 13:22
Forum: Front Page Posts
Topic: PWNING
Replies: 84
Views: 66077

I know you're saving yourself for Avril, but why aren't you all over this Angela? I'd hit it, but I'd hit almost anything that doesn't go to my engineering school. Maybe you could send some of us personal copies of the commercial. ;)