PART OF THE BOARDS FORMERLY KNOWN AS TJNR

I hate my dreams. They're too intense.

I enjoy the nights when I just go to sleep, then wake up the next morning and don't remember shit. That is a good night. Usually requires alcohol or some other drug. I hate my dreams.

You calling Grey Fox stupid?

My good friend is from Mexico City, pure Mexican blood, yet very pale complexion. He now lives in Tokyo, and most natives there assume he's from Okinawa, so yeah, it's a bit hard to pin race on outward looks. Unless you're like me, and drunk and Irish all the time. My red nose apparently gives me aw...

Oh come on, how perfect is this? <a href='http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos56/alexis-bledel.jpg' target='_blank'>http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/p...exis-bledel.jpg</a> Thanks Dairy for forcing me to do a Google search on her. I'm loving the dual-action. edit: sorry for the do...

Mexican mother, Argentinian father, I think that qualifies. Unless you think that all Latinas are brown-skinned and from California.

If drinking is a sport, then I'm the fucking Michael Jordan of beer.

Fear my athletic skills, bitches.

So one of my many bosses, the advertising director, has this little ritual he performs right before we start on a big project. He locks his office door and watches the Rudy DVD with the sound way up, and at the big climax with the sweeping music, he'll burst out of the office, wipes his eyes, and st...

Mmmmm... Angelbaby and Trachtenberg. Forget the pics, I've got my imagination working for me.

Seriously wrote:

TheGoodReverend wrote:

Dougal wrote:But then again, reading The Washington Post, maybe they already do!

Dangling participle.

<span style='color:maroon'>Jackass.




lol</span>

Fragment.

So do I, Phife. Still my favorite Blizzard game, probably because WC2 won't work on my computer any more.

I'm old-school like that.

Yup. After all of my friends have played World of Warcraft to death, long created or joined guilds, and long got bored with their lvl60 characters, I have finally received the game as a gift and am just now getting into it. It's a great mix of Diablo 2 and WC3, so I'm actually enjoying myself. But n...

A couple months ago I really wanted to buy a Robosapien. But my account was almost empty, so I sat down on the tiled floor, held my breath til my face was red, and cried like a baby. I stomped my feet and threatened to bite any pimply-faced clerk that tried to approach me. I kept crying it wasn't fa...

This war is being lost. The "terrorists" are having a good chuckle at us because of shit like this: <a href='http://www.thenewamerican.com/artman/publish/article_1932.shtml' target='_blank'>http://www.thenewamerican.com/artman/publi...icle_1932.shtml</a> "She claims that she had made ...

This isn't a site that you should visit if you are in a large corporate environment. If you insist, use the filters. And keep in mind that, despite any current laws, the I.T. department IS watching what you surf. They get bored, and you entertain them. You want to read this site from a public termia...

Oh man, that explains so much about one of my roomates. He drinks 6 diet cokes a day and hasn't dated a woman since '93. Time to have a little talk with him...