The Ultimate Versus

Post by **Justin** » 18 Jul 2004 19:34

Holy shit. Where the hell have i been? I knew that he was working on this but i didn't expect it to be all done! I thought he'd be too busy making the new Godzilla movie.

I'm talking of course about the new extended cut of <A HREF="/archives/929">Versus</A>: The Ultimate Versus.

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It's fucking 50+ bucks if you get the legit region 2 DVD. But only 20 bucks for the bootleg off of eBay.

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Strangely enough the bootleg cover looks a little cooler than the legit silver one. But that's probably because i like purple. It's my favorite color ya know. Did you know that purple is the gay pride color? Yeah, that's pretty fucking gay.

So what's new this time around? They went in and reshot a couple of the scenes (4 years after the movie's original release!) and the movie is now 10 minutes longer with extended fight scenes, new music and the newly shot scenes edited in and old scenes remixed.

The bonus disc includes over two and a half hours of extras, including never-before-seen footage (21 mins.), deleted scenes, a previously unpublished making-of featurette (10 mins., shown previously only at the preview right after completion, "Behind Versus Part 1: The Birth of the Darkhero (27 mins.)," new making-of featurette "Behind Versus Part 2 - Versus the Legend (46 mins.)," "Nervous 1 (7 mins.)," "Nervous 2 (16 mis.)," "The Making of Nervous 2 (1 min.)," Trailers, and much more!

My vagina is officially wet!

Just in case you missed it <A HREF="/archives/929">the first time</a>, here's a checklist of things you'll find in this movie (if you haven't already seen it):

Weaponry

Sword fights? Check.
Gun fights? Check.
Martial arts? Check.
Duel featuring a healthy mix of all three? Check.
Pistols? Shotguns? Automatics? Check, Check, Check.
The biggest fucking gun you've ever seen? Check.

Zombies

Zombies? Check.
Zombies bursting out of the ground? Check.
Zombies with samurai swords? Check.
Zombies with guns? Check.
Zombies with limbs falling off? Check.
Zombies doing the zombie shuffle? Check.
Zombie killed every 3.4 seconds? Check.
Zombies comically outwitted into shooting each other? Check.
Zombie disemboweled with a hail of bullets? Check.

Severed Heads

Severed head used as melee weapon? Check.
Severed head used as projectile weapon? Check.
Severed head used for defensive purposes? Check.
Severed head kicked like a soccer ball? Check.
Severed head kicked clean off shoulders? Check.

Characters (wait, this film had characters???)

Badass, tough-as-nails hero clad in leather trench coat, with rugged good looks and I-don't-give-a-damn attitude? Check.
Annoying, bungling, rat-like guy inserted for comic relief? Check.
Quiet, bishonen guy with pretentious glasses? Check.
Eccentric, overconfident sub-leader knife-expert guy? Check.
Requisite badass pouty goth chick? Check.
Super-powerful demon guy ten times better than all these chuckleheads? Check.

Miscellaneous

Cannibalism? Check.
Vampirism? Check.
Someone spitting out a pint of blood every 5 seconds? Check.
Good guy punching out the girl he's trying to save? Check, Check and Check.
Futuristic hi-tech samurai sword with laser sight? Sure, why not.

Mmm. Wet vagina.

FiG · Post by **FiG** » 18 Jul 2004 20:32

/me orgasms and passes out!

DeathBeforeDesigner · Post by **DeathBeforeDesigner** » 18 Jul 2004 22:30

I've always wanted to see this movie.

Seriously · Post by **Seriously** » 18 Jul 2004 22:53

I want to see it now too.

Bet you a shiny nickel that if I go to the store right now, I won't find it.

Nevermind then.

anatomyofsatan · Post by **anatomyofsatan** » 18 Jul 2004 23:52

sorry for coming off as moron but is this an animated series? can someone explain more to me on this.

Defjm · Post by **Defjm** » 19 Jul 2004 02:33

^^^nah its live action, its pretty good the ending was just wth for me.

J-Mah · Post by **J-Mah** » 19 Jul 2004 09:00

anatomyofsatan wrote: sorry for coming off as moron but is this an animated series? can someone explain more to me on this.

If you don't know something <a href='http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=& ... ersus+2000' target='_blank'>google</a> it. Thats what the internet is for. And porn too.

I was going to buy the original DVD too but the new "Ultimate Versus" is making my pants tighten up as supposed to my vagina getting wet.

kvl · Post by **kvl** » 19 Jul 2004 09:25

This is another one of those movies i am never going to see at my local blockbuster, so chances are i won't see it unless i download it, cause i don't got 50 bucks to drop on a movie. But it sounds pretty interesting nonetheless.

And the bootleg does have a cooler cover than the legit. Whats up with that? You'd think they'd put some more thought into the cover to make it look more enticing.

Sky · Post by **Sky** » 19 Jul 2004 11:11

Oh man, wouldn't you know it, I have checked all the local stores, and even checked with all the people in the "know"...No one knows of this.... Man it sounds cool too. Well I guess I will just have to e-bay it. 15 bucks, I guess I can live with that. If anyone finds a torrent of it, let us know. Maybe I can just d/l it instead.

MRPEN15 · Post by **MRPEN15** » 19 Jul 2004 13:06

WTF...no nudity? :weep:

JoeShmo · Post by **JoeShmo** » 19 Jul 2004 21:30

(B)Beer(B) · Post by **(B)Beer(B)** » 20 Jul 2004 07:23

Just strolling through, ran into <a href='http://www.apple.com/trailers/independe ... ation.html' target='_blank'>this</a> , it has nothing to do with versus. Just found it interesting, and maybe worth a look! Kick ass movie? Check

klarion · Post by **klarion** » 20 Jul 2004 13:32

For those of you that just want to rent it, the older version is on Netflix. The new one should be on it eventually.

monkeystuff504 · Post by **monkeystuff504** » 20 Jul 2004 22:21

For those of you who haven't been able to find it at your local stores they have an svcd copy of the original uncut from 2000 on suprnova.

<a href='http://http://66.90.75.92/suprnova//tor ... ar.torrent' target='_blank'>Versus Torrent</a>

not_me · Post by **not_me** » 27 Jul 2004 08:03

I don't know if you knew, but the director is working on a sequel.

<a href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0410849/' target='_blank'>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0410849/</a>

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