Chyna sex tape

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RKrispy
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Post by RKrispy » 30 Jul 2004 04:34

Wombatluv wrote: It's gonna be like watching a chimp fuck a gorilla. No one should really want to see that.  :omfg:
This is the internet, someone will want to see it. Mmmmmmmm chimp and gorilla sex *drools* :rolleyes:
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The Zot
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Post by The Zot » 30 Jul 2004 04:56

It's gonna be like watching a chimp fuck a gorilla. No one should really want to see that.
Truer words ne'er were spoken.

yet......
This is the internet, someone will want to see it. Mmmmmmmm chimp and gorilla sex *drools* 
I'm worried about this one....I have this mental image of a big pan of Rice Krispy marshmallow treats and gorillas having sex in it.....*shudder* :shocked:

Oh I love a chick with a cigar........
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The Zot
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Post by The Zot » 30 Jul 2004 05:01

Thats no chick...Thats Chyna!!!!!   
I wonder if she's seeing a doctor for that serious boil she has under her armpit...must be a bitch shaving around that.
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Post by Imthatf'nguy » 30 Jul 2004 05:07

Usually I'd say I'd hit anything because I have a lack of standards, but I think I'll actually pass on that ass. I ain't gonna lie though, I'll probably get bored one day and DL the tape just for shits n' giggles. As for the cigar if you look hard enough the band says "Monica Lewinsky Brand" on it. Ok, that was lame. Im done.
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RKrispy
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Post by RKrispy » 30 Jul 2004 06:18

The Zot wrote: I'm worried about this one....I have this mental image of a big pan of Rice Krispy marshmallow treats and gorillas having sex in it.....*shudder* :shocked:
you forgot about the little rolleyes smilie <_<

im not into bestiality, but im still right about the someone on the internet will want to see the chyna sex tape for their own pleasure. just not me :bah:
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popezaphod
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Post by popezaphod » 30 Jul 2004 07:13

Chyna is quite manish. She's had work done on her face to make her more feminine. Check out some of her early appearences in the WWF when she was Triple H's body guard.

And X-Pac still sucks. :D
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DrZeus121
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Post by DrZeus121 » 30 Jul 2004 09:18

I can't believe Chyna did the 1-2-3 Kid. Dear God, that is frighting. The 1-2-3 Kid. It's all over. I find it kind of funny that Chyna's signature move was the "Low Blow." :omfg:

Anyone hear that Brock Lesnar signed with the Vikings and that he's making comments that he "Hates gays." Wonder if that appiles to these previously mentioned two.
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RobertBruce
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Post by RobertBruce » 30 Jul 2004 09:21

I hope this isn't released. I would have to watch it. Morbid curiousity always gets the best of me. :weep:
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vultureug
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Post by vultureug » 30 Jul 2004 11:13

I'd hate to bring this up, but remember that x-pac's favorite move was the bronco buster... if you don't know what that is: he puts a person sitting up in a corner, runs and jumps on them bouncing up and down. now when i imagine that sex tape, i can see chyna bouncing on x-pac cuz he sucks the cock. chyna's cock.
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Post by Eamon Angelface » 30 Jul 2004 11:15

I like the last thread better than this one. The one about dream girls. This thread made my penis sad.
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Post by reservrdg8 » 30 Jul 2004 11:31

YOU make my penis sad.
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Post by Rivers » 30 Jul 2004 12:25

What the hell!?! She is a transexual! Thats not right. My penis, hand and I were all lied to.
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Post by deedas » 30 Jul 2004 12:40

The Zot wrote:I wonder if she's seeing a doctor for that serious boil she has under her armpit...must be a bitch shaving around that.
:lol: Reading that made me crack up so hard. Thnx for the laugh, I needed it. :lol:
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the DARKKNIGHT
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Post by the DARKKNIGHT » 30 Jul 2004 15:11

she HAS HAIR ON HER BALLS AND HER ASS TOO :lol: :lol: :lol: :worthless:
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Sunstrider
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Post by Sunstrider » 30 Jul 2004 21:14

Clarissa wrote: I can't imagine someone built like Chyna dancing around.
Stomping, maybe.
But dancing?
Naked?

I'm going to have nightmares for weeks.
I want to quote this just because it made me laugh really hard. I actually pictured her stomping around in her bedroom.
Eeek I don't know about seeing a mannish woman fucking someone. Does "The Crying Game" ring a bell?
No, it doesn't, that guy had me fooled till he whiped it out. Chyna dresses like a women and I still have my doubts about her sex.
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