Chyna sex tape

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Post by Justin » 29 Jul 2004 08:24

Yep. <A HREF="http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Na ... _ID=131934" target="_blank">Another one</a>.
NEW YORK - This morning, while promoting her involvement with The World’s Most Beautiful Transsexual pageant, Joanie “Chyna” Laurer admitted to taping a celebrity porn video with Ex-WWE wrestler X-Pac. Laurer claimed that X-Pac’s potential return to the league would likely bar the release of the video.

Laurer is scheduled to appear in Las Vegas, Nevada this weekend to judge the aforementioned tranny pageant. The three-day competition, held July 22 through the July 24 at the Riviera Convention Center in Las Vegas, will narrow a field of entrants down to a final 12, who will then take part in evening wear, swimwear, talent, and on-stage interview competitions

Over &#036;25,000 in prize money is at stake in the event. The winner stands to take home &#036;5000 and a trip for two to an exotic location. The entire pageant will be filmed for a documentary and television.

Joanie Laurer left the WWE in 2001 when contract negotiations between the wrestler and her employers failed. Laurer was subsequently barred from appearing as Chyna (a trademark of the WWE) when she posed for the January 2002 issue of Playboy.
I'd hit it?
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Post by Clarissa » 29 Jul 2004 08:27

Pamela and Tommy Lee started a hell of a trend. Apparently the new thing to do when your career is failing is to scrump on film.
Does that only work in the entertainment industry? It might be a viable option for the rest of us.

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Post by EmperorBinky » 29 Jul 2004 08:28

I know I would have a much easier time sleeping at night if I didnt think about Chyna having sex period.

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Post by Clarissa » 29 Jul 2004 08:30

God. I can imagine.

Did you get anyones phone number? :D

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Post by Clarissa » 29 Jul 2004 08:57

Maybe next time.

Everyone needs a girlfriend who can beat them up. :omfg:

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Post by Heathen » 29 Jul 2004 09:10

Everyone needs a girlfriend who can beat them up.
Agreed. Because that's hott.

And so, correct me if I'm wrong but, Chyna's... not... a man? I'm confused. Then again, I never really followed "professional" wrestling, at least after they lost the awesome gimmick characters. Pre-Hell's Angel Undertaker pwned.

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Post by egocentricman » 29 Jul 2004 09:42

Heathen wrote: And so, correct me if I'm wrong but, Chyna's... not... a man?
To the public knowledge, Chyna is NOT a man.. she's just backing 'those' type of things, because her career has gotten so shitty, that she'll do anything to get a little more attention in the public eye (not to mention a paycheck).

That been said, I do NOT want to see this thing.. it would be so ridiculous. She is literally twice as big as him. It'd be like watching Arnold Schwartzenegger in a dress, having sex with a midget.

Purely fetish stuff.

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Post by Clarissa » 29 Jul 2004 10:34

Chyna confuses me.

Everything I read says "Chyna is not a man"
Every time I look at her(?) I see a man in makeup.

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Post by bligityblah » 29 Jul 2004 10:46

Am I the only one that gets the image of a syringe, tourniquet, and an incline press when I think of her sex tape?

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Post by vhw » 29 Jul 2004 10:46

x-pac sucks! x-pac sucks!

<!--QuoteBegin-http://www.prowrestling.com/news.php?id ... ws+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(http://www.prowrestling.com/news.php?id ... </div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->*The following was derived from Sean Waltman’s official website, www.SeanWaltman.com:

As far as the this sex tape is concerned. I personally could care less if people see the tape in question. It is something I refuse to be ashamed of. It is actually very funny & in no way obscene. It is something I could never be ashamed of because it is a product of true love
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It's not gonna be a good sex tape if x-pac it's ok with it being published.

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Post by Clarissa » 29 Jul 2004 11:20

It's either going to be a bad sex tape...
or a very very good one.

If he is willing to let everyone see him getting it on, it's either horrible or there's some kinky shit going on and he wants bragging rights.

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Post by radish01001 » 29 Jul 2004 11:27

Yeah I saw the Howard Stern episode last night on E! and it confused me. For the majority of the interview she looked like she was high on something and she is not good looking at all. I'd say for people who didn't know any better, they would probably think they were watching a gay porn since she's so masculine.

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Post by egocentricman » 29 Jul 2004 11:47

Clarissa wrote: Chyna confuses me.

Everything I read says "Chyna is not a man"
Every time I look at her(?) I see a man in makeup.
And yet, some part of me wonders.. I know she is probably going to release the sex tape just to get some publicity, no matter how sleazy..

Every time I see her, she just has that look in her eyes, like shes REALLY f'n hungry for just a few more minutes in the spotlight.

But I wonder, on some level, if she's going to release it just to prove that she really is a woman..


oh, also, the tape will be ridiculous.. in the interview, she said theres a part where they dance around naked, trying to be funny..

*groan*

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Post by Clarissa » 29 Jul 2004 12:26

I can't imagine someone built like Chyna dancing around.
Stomping, maybe.
But dancing?
Naked?

I'm going to have nightmares for weeks.

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Post by skoll » 29 Jul 2004 13:31

Clarissa's right. I believe people like them should be single and stay like that for the rest of their lives.

We need more female bodyguards.

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