MMM FAGGOTS

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Clarissa
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Post by Clarissa » 03 Aug 2004 00:54

I just noticed the "Faggot Facts" on the left.
Jesus. It just gets funnier.
"Fans have published the Good Faggot Guide". I know a few people who would want a copy of that.

Wombat
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Post by Wombat » 03 Aug 2004 03:00

Faggots were called "savoury ducks" in the Middle Ages
When did they stop??

~vjay~
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Post by ~vjay~ » 03 Aug 2004 07:43

"The family, including Lewis, 13, and Grace, 7, eat faggots twice a week, with mashed potato and mushy peas",

They start them young these days(grins inanely), do they spread the potato on it first?, or eat it by itself & savour the scrumptious taste of a tasty Faggot

wombler
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Post by wombler » 03 Aug 2004 07:45

Faggots are actually quite nice in a rich gravy with chips (that's English chips as opposed to crisps, which you call chips). They're not exactly a delicacy though, more a solid working mans food. Us Brits are of course well aware of the more recent American definition - glad you find it so amusing.

Just to show it works both ways, we still laugh heartily whenever anyone refers to the film (sorry, movie) Free Willy, and of course in England the word 'fanny' refers to the far ruder "front-bottom" so any Yank coming over here and referring to their fanny-pack would have everybody sniggering.

Of course, at the end of the day, it's our language, so we're right. ;)

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Post by ~vjay~ » 03 Aug 2004 10:15

Just think, Fanny is also an old fashioned girls name, scary!

& why would anyone called Richard want to get their name shortened to Dick as a nickname.

May be a relation to the Spotted dicks family

(Runs off & hides now in case their are any Dicks or Fannys about here)

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Post by JoeShmo » 03 Aug 2004 22:11

wombler wrote: Just to show it works both ways, we still laugh heartily whenever anyone refers to the film (sorry, movie) Free Willy, and of course in England the word 'fanny' refers to the far ruder "front-bottom" so any Yank coming over here and referring to their fanny-pack would have everybody sniggering.
I didnt understand a damn word of that.... what does Free Willy have to do with fanny-packs?

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Post by kvl » 03 Aug 2004 23:16

If i was one of the kids, i would be pissed, because you know you are going to get hell at school.

wombler
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Post by wombler » 03 Aug 2004 23:17

(wombler @ Aug 2 2004, 06:45 PM)
Just to show it works both ways, we still laugh heartily whenever anyone refers to the film (sorry, movie) Free Willy, and of course in England the word 'fanny' refers to the far ruder "front-bottom" so any Yank coming over here and referring to their fanny-pack would have everybody sniggering. 

I didnt understand a damn word of that.... what does Free Willy have to do with fanny-packs?
Put it this way, there's nothing a nice fanny likes than some free willy.

(I love Spotted Dick by the way. Especially with custard.)

speakEz
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Post by speakEz » 05 Aug 2004 08:56

Hey have you guys ever ate a faggot..... I have! :rolleyes:

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Post by JustSumDude » 05 Aug 2004 09:45

speakEz wrote: Hey have you guys ever ate a faggot..... I have! :rolleyes:
<span style='font-family:Tahoma'><span style='color:green'>What a moron. You should seriously go away. It's probably only a matter of time before you're banished from this board anyway.</span></span>

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Post by ~vjay~ » 05 Aug 2004 10:39

"I didnt understand a damn word of that.... what does Free Willy have to do with fanny-packs?"

Fanny is a slang word for vagina over here in Australia, same as in England..

Willy is another name for a penis

Enough said

Now you know :P

JustSumDude
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Post by JustSumDude » 05 Aug 2004 11:05

~vjay~ wrote: Fanny is a slang word for vagina over here in Australia, same as in England..

Willy is another name for a penis

Now you know
<span style='font-family:Tahoma'><span style='color:green'>... And knowing is half the battle!</span></span>

speakEz
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Post by speakEz » 05 Aug 2004 14:21

and assuming is a 4th of a bottle

JoeShmo
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Post by JoeShmo » 05 Aug 2004 21:47

makes perfect sense...

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Post by Rivers » 06 Aug 2004 07:03

I just like how the title of the Faggot family is taken by a DOODY family. Seems to fit if you ask me.

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