Paris Hilton

Clay · Post by **Clay** » 02 Aug 2004 07:53

holy...i feel sorry for her now. I thought she was just full of herself, but now I see that she's full of her self to the point that she got bitch slapped.

reservrdg8 · Post by **reservrdg8** » 02 Aug 2004 08:08

Justin wrote: i'd hit it?

Someone already did! It's about damn time.

Creepy Bob · Post by **Creepy Bob** » 02 Aug 2004 08:12

reservrdg8 wrote:
Justin wrote: i'd hit it?
Someone already did! It's about damn time.

In more ways than one I think we've all seen the video. Something about that is kind of sexy. The only thing to make it more sexy would be if she were a feminazi.

reservrdg8 · Post by **reservrdg8** » 02 Aug 2004 08:28

Is it wrong that I want to walk up and poke that huge bruise on her arm with the goofiest smile on my face?!

speakEz · Post by **speakEz** » 02 Aug 2004 08:33

Now thats comedy! (to me thats comedy)

mach189 · Post by **mach189** » 02 Aug 2004 08:48

It probably happened during the filming of her latest video. :rolleyes:

gatewaytohell · Post by **gatewaytohell** » 02 Aug 2004 09:59

That bitch totally deserved it. Fucking spoiled priss. Next I want to see Nicole Ritchie with 2 black eyes.

RobertBruce · Post by **RobertBruce** » 02 Aug 2004 10:43

I hope someone beats him ten times as bad.

RKrispy · Post by **RKrispy** » 02 Aug 2004 10:55

Isn't beating a part of the Carter family? I'm pretty sure his mom beat the shit out of their dad's new girlfriend a while ago. Anyway, you know you'd all hit it if she gave u the chance. I know i would.

GerbilMan · Post by **GerbilMan** » 02 Aug 2004 10:55

First time poster, long time reader.. ahh who gives a fuck.

I'd hit it too.. i'd hit her right across that stupid blonde face of hers. Hopefully i don't bruise a knuckle in the process.

Why is everyone so damned about "hitting it." You've all seen it, who cares. I'd rather hit something that everyone HASN'T seen. Instead of something everyone has.. makes it more personal, you know. :unsure:

bligityblah · Post by **bligityblah** » 02 Aug 2004 11:01

Too bad she's not dead.

Potee · Post by **Potee** » 02 Aug 2004 11:03

In all seriousness though, someone really kicked the shit out of her. You don't get that beat up falling down the stairs. (I'd know.) Look at that big bruise on her left arm, its almost a perfect rectangle. What the fuck caused that?

EDIT: She's still a skanky slut though. She's so used that fucking her would be like a flatworm in a train tunnel.

Blackfire · Post by **Blackfire** » 02 Aug 2004 11:04

I would still let her do me like in the vid. and so would most of you.
Stop lying

speakEz · Post by **speakEz** » 02 Aug 2004 11:30

fuckin right i would she can suck my dick and let me cum all over her tits anytime....

banky · Post by **banky** » 02 Aug 2004 12:30

rumor has it that it was her dad that administered the beatdown, not 'nancy boy nick.'

Either way - she probably had it coming. She does nothing for me. It would only be worthwhile to give her a massive facial after fucking some other slut who's actually attractive. There should be a national policy of "shock and awe" administered to her face regularly....and videotaped to deter other potential media-whore, rich bitches. "Bukkake on Paris."- a real public service announcement.

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