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Post by **Justin** » 07 Aug 2004 12:47

Okay so i haven't been online much this past week. Been busy shooting this short film for class... oh by the way, the 1 minute commercial i made, got voted second best by the class. which is BULLSHIT because the winner's commercial totally fucking sucked compared to mine. It got 0 laughs, whereas mine had people laughing and chuckling repeatedly even after the thing was over, seriously it was like:

Commercial starts, commercial is about to end and get to the big punchline, huge laughter, laughter goes on for while, laughter starts dying down. Laughter is heard again as people start thinking about the ad. Laughter dies down. People start filling in their little critique forms and they start laughing again as they're remembering what they just saw. Laughter dies down.

How my commercial didn't get the 'spotlight' award is beyond me. The other one was some boring artsy fartsy new age Body Shop cosmetics type thing (quite pretty to look at though). But in terms of editing and camerawork, it was NOTHING SPECIAL. Mine had like fucking over 60+ cuts within the span of 60 seconds! With some Sam Raimi style shit in there too!

Anyhow, i'll be fucking pissed if our final group project short movie thing doesn't get the spotlight. After seeing little bits and pieces of what the other groups have done (ALL SHIT compared to ours in terms of editing), if ours doesn't 'win', then there's no justice in the world.

But fuck it. This isn't about my dumb short. It's about how this site kicks ass!*

I was just over at <A HREF="http://www.whatevs.org/" target="_blank">Uncle Grambo's</a> catching up on the posts i've missed this past week and i saw a link to <A HREF="http://cewebrity.net/archives/000040.html" target="_blank">this page</a>. So i figured what the hey. I'll just go look up thatsjustnotright.com on <A HREF="http://www.alexa.com/" target="_blank">alexa.com</a> to see how fubar stacks up to everyone else on <A HREF="http://cewebrity.net/archives/000040.html" target="_blank">that list</a> (they all seem to be entertainment based blogs btw) and based on those stats and my own ranking for today (7th of August), i would've been ranked 3rd!

Of course this really means nothing since i rarely ever have any good stuff on here anymore so again, i'm still wondering why the hell i get as many visitors as i do and why the hell <A HREF="/testimonials.html">people</a> keep coming back. I'm also wondering why the hell i keep asking those questions because this is probably like the fourth time i've done so.

Anyway, back to me being busy editing that short movie. The 'premiere' is on Monday.

And before anybody asks, it's a reimagined 2LDK. 12 minute running time. It's got a really hot chick in it too. TOTALLY <A HREF="/board/index.php?showtopic=1326">dream girl</A> material. Imagine a mixture of Alicia Silverstone and Dominique Swain and that's Angela. HOT.

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*(apparently but i don't really believe it)

bligityblah · Post by **bligityblah** » 07 Aug 2004 12:49

I'm going to have sex with shorty blonde hottttness!

Mandarin · Post by **Mandarin** » 07 Aug 2004 12:50

So post up your commercial already, Mr. Raimi.

Post by **Justin** » 07 Aug 2004 12:50

no! i have a cameo in it. and i hate being on camera.

here's an outtake from the short:

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won't be up forever.

Rodrego345 · Post by **Rodrego345** » 07 Aug 2004 13:08

C'mon, post the commercial. I wanna see these 60+ cuts in 60 seconds that you keep bragging about.

Post by **Justin** » 07 Aug 2004 13:11

maybe once i edit myself out. but then you'd lose the punchline. oh well...

no commercial!

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here's a screenshot instead. from the short.

bligityblah · Post by **bligityblah** » 07 Aug 2004 13:13

Ahhh, my bustly bride in a nice pink tanky...With a weapon no less. Thats teh sex!!!

DMBrules · Post by **DMBrules** » 07 Aug 2004 13:14

I too want to see this hilarious commercial!

Post please post (the whole thing)!

Edited for too slowness... <_<

Rodrego345 · Post by **Rodrego345** » 07 Aug 2004 13:16

Is it weird or hot that her boob looks larger than her head?

And will we ever see the other girl's face? It's driving me crazy.

DMBrules · Post by **DMBrules** » 07 Aug 2004 13:18

^^ It's hot. Really really hot.

You have some really hot girls in your class Justin.
All the chicks in my classes are fugly asian chicks. *mumbling...*:veryangry:

Sunstrider · Post by **Sunstrider** » 07 Aug 2004 13:22

Don't be a pussy put it up. We've all seen your pic anyway, you can't look much worse in motion.

Elder Young · Post by **Elder Young** » 07 Aug 2004 13:22

I know you're saving yourself for Avril, but why aren't you all over this Angela? I'd hit it, but I'd hit almost anything that doesn't go to my engineering school. Maybe you could send some of us personal copies of the commercial.

Rodrego345 · Post by **Rodrego345** » 07 Aug 2004 13:26

I think i'm in love with SunStrider's avator. I can't stop looking at it. I think I'm hypnotised. Justin, how the hell did you get paired up with those two hotties?

hesey · Post by **hesey** » 07 Aug 2004 13:31

that chick is fucking hott.

p.s. we can no longer use the line " IM RICK JAMES BITCH" because he died, this mourning. DAMN i loved sayin that.

Post by **Justin** » 07 Aug 2004 13:32

HA. like i would ever be able to get someone like angela, much less even hit some one like her.

she's definitely a U on the USA scale

(Ultra hot, Super hot, Average hot. And Ultra hot chicks are probably THE hardest to get)

but contrary to my USA <A HREF="/archives/1098">theory</a>, angela's actually single. she just got out of a 4 year relationship i hear.

all i have to say is that guy just lost a great gal.

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