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Justin
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Post by Justin » 16 Aug 2004 12:30

ashlee's got a pretty good tan going on in those pics. even though i'm not into the whole tanned look. she's still fucking ugly though. to me at least. big nose, big chin etc etc.

i wonder if it's natural. or just tan in a can.

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Post by bligityblah » 16 Aug 2004 12:32

She looks like HollyWood Hulk Hogan of NWO fame.

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Post by Heathen » 16 Aug 2004 12:39

Either Hogan or George Hamilton (the king of fake'n'bake tanning). With all this newfangled tanning technology to replace the traditional source of the sun, chances are Ashlee got a paint job.

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Post by jdaw2552 » 16 Aug 2004 13:34

man ashlee simpson is becoming a whore. but i'd still hit it. as for kelly osbourne. what makes her so popular anyway. oh wait shes ozzy osbournes father. but seriously i hate when old rockers have really fat daughters who get all this attention. but justin, whats with the sudden icon switch. from avril to this allison person <_<

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Post by Observant » 16 Aug 2004 13:47

jdaw2552 wrote: oh wait shes ozzy osbournes father.
/shiver

That is a mistake with frightening ramifications.

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Post by Wombat » 16 Aug 2004 13:50

jdaw2552 wrote: oh wait shes ozzy osbournes father.
More work of the Devil(Zot).

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Post by SunDevilZac » 16 Aug 2004 15:16

ahslee simpson is a big fucking weiner on her show, and shes semi-retarded looking

i would rather bang ozzys daughter, seriously, i would tap that fat ass

Scenehater
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Post by Scenehater » 16 Aug 2004 15:17

Damn i must be the like the only person who thinks Ashlee is hot...but that's fine she can all mine...YES!

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Post by Mastodon » 16 Aug 2004 16:11

She's fugly, and I would fuck her solely for the bragging rights and the money I'd make on the video.

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Post by Justin » 16 Aug 2004 16:14

would you fuck kelly osbourne for the same reason?

earthtoandy
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Post by earthtoandy » 16 Aug 2004 17:00

i will always love avril...

but ashlee is pretty damn hot. i bet she shags like a minx.

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Post by JoeShmo » 16 Aug 2004 20:41

hmmm... avril is hot and all but I'd much rather fuck ashlee (call me a sick bastard if you want) also I'd take a poke at kelly osbourne (she's looked pretty good before, with some eye-popping cleavage, even with that pale goth skin) - ok, NOW you can call me a sick bastard...

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Post by josha_boiz » 16 Aug 2004 20:41

I agree n all that she is a hottie n all but me personally...am kinda getting ova the whole punk rock chick thing. And sint she ment to be jessica simpsons sister? or maybe a relative :wicked:

Wat the hell went rong in tha gene pool
Did she drown or summin?!

Id still hit it...from every angle

earthtoandy
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Post by earthtoandy » 16 Aug 2004 21:00

you might wanna work on those english skills before you think about hitting anything.

do you speka any english!?

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Post by Zahidi_Zhang » 16 Aug 2004 22:07

Did anyone notice the Sex Pistols record in the photo? Thats right, the bimbo daughter of a Texas preacher just loves songs about anarchy and abortions and whatnot

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