Hey Ashlee

Nicole · Post by **Nicole** » 17 Aug 2004 00:10

She's wearing 2 different shoes in pic #5. Is that some kind of "punk rock" statement she's trying to make? Things like this should be illegal.

bligityblah · Post by **bligityblah** » 17 Aug 2004 01:12

josha_boiz wrote: And sint she ment to be jessica simpsons sister? or maybe a relative :wicked:

Ohhhh, Ashlee Simpson and Jessica Simpson...I never made the connection, it's not as if they look quite a bit alike and hang out with the same set of parents....

Fucking dolt.

Wombat · Post by **Wombat** » 17 Aug 2004 01:25

earthtoandy wrote:i bet she shags like a minx.

So you think that she usually breeds twice a year, and can give birth to up to twelve young each time.

EDIT: Caps

Download-This · Post by **Download-This** » 17 Aug 2004 01:42

bligityblah wrote:
josha_boiz wrote: And sint she ment to be jessica simpsons sister? or maybe a relative :wicked:
Ohhhh, Ashlee Simpson and Jessica Simpson...I never made the connection, it's not as if they look quite a bit alike and hang out with the same set of parents....

Fucking dolt.

I don't think her and her sister look anything alike to tell you the truth.
So if you aren't someone who watches "newlyweds" or reads things like people and seventeen magazine, i can see why you wouldnt realize they're sisters.

having "Simpson" as a last name is probobly more common than being left handed.

(i watch the newly weds so i know all about these 2 ugly simpson bitches)

Tankz · Post by **Tankz** » 17 Aug 2004 01:46

Ashlee would be hot if she didn't have that huge fucking nose right in the middle of her face. I mean, at least put it off to the side so I can't see it or something.

Classic case of a buttaface.

The Zot · Post by **The Zot** » 17 Aug 2004 01:58

Can you imagine the threesome?

Neither can I ...............MY EYES...MY EYES!!!!!!!

Red_Dwarf · Post by **Red_Dwarf** » 17 Aug 2004 03:30

I think Ashlee is hot so

Post by **Justin** » 17 Aug 2004 04:18

The Zot wrote: Can you imagine the threesome?

I'D HIT IT

BOTH

AT THE SAME TIME

mohollywood · Post by **mohollywood** » 17 Aug 2004 04:20

she looks like a trannie with a fake tan after a night on Santa Monica Blvd. I fucking swear she's got a penis.

Merrick2 · Post by **Merrick2** » 17 Aug 2004 04:47

Bottom line....if neither was famous, I'd still bang ashlee, but that's just b/c i think standards are overrated. Osbourne? there isn't enough alcohol in the world....although i would for money

earthtoandy · Post by **earthtoandy** » 17 Aug 2004 05:02

i find it funny that you guys are ripping into ashlee for the same thing avril does. They are both tools. Their record companies assemble their outfits and photoshoots... and their "attitudes". They are no different. And sadly it seems avril is even more retarded to ashleee...which is an accomplishment.

i still love avril though, dont get me wrong. but your guys' critisizm seem a bit hypocritical

and about the minx, yes that is exactly what i mean. Shap, make the 12 babies and then i would wear them as a coat. But i would put pathes on it to make it a punk rock coat

as far as kelly... good lord. even if she was attractive i wouldnt be able to live through that big mouth of hers

Post by **Justin** » 17 Aug 2004 05:05

maybe i was the only one that got anything out of that episode of the osbournes where she was like wearing all those low cut tops and showing off her cleavage

^_^

Dex · Post by **Dex** » 17 Aug 2004 05:06

Post by **Justin** » 17 Aug 2004 05:08

not hott

it's:

Eamon Angelface · Post by **Eamon Angelface** » 17 Aug 2004 05:21

She has nice legs, I'll give her that. Thighs that small are good because you could theoretically lift her above your head while giving her the ol' taco tickling tongue treatment.

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