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EvilYeti · Post by **EvilYeti** » 21 Aug 2004 19:36

Good god, you're not that hard up for content are you? Sure, she could be cute on the "boy-lookalike-gymnist-scale" but you're off your fucking rocker comparing her to Amanda Bynes.

pevee · Post by **pevee** » 21 Aug 2004 20:46

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The first news item is funny.

the_lone_bard · Post by **the_lone_bard** » 21 Aug 2004 21:19

EvilYeti wrote: Good god, you're not that hard up for content are you?  Sure, she could be cute on the "boy-lookalike-gymnist-scale" but you're off your fucking rocker comparing her to Amanda Bynes.

I need not say more.

pulldownyourpants · Post by **pulldownyourpants** » 21 Aug 2004 23:58

the_lone_bard wrote:
EvilYeti wrote: Good god, you're not that hard up for content are you?  Sure, she could be cute on the "boy-lookalike-gymnist-scale" but you're off your fucking rocker comparing her to Amanda Bynes.
I need not say more.

LOL!!

My thoughts exactly. Not hot.

reservrdg8 · Post by **reservrdg8** » 21 Aug 2004 23:58

Once again, Carly lives like 10 minutes from my house. Anyone want to be a stalker? Talk to me.

Serra · Post by **Serra** » 22 Aug 2004 00:56

-L7- wrote: She is 16 and that is acceptable to me. The lack of titties and the fact that she is 3 foot 7 turns me off but can you imagine how hot she would be in bed? I could write a whole new chapter of the Kama Sutra with her.

Age: 16
Height: 4'9"
Hometown: Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Fave Gymnastics Event: Balance Beam
Carly Patterson Quote: "Act like it's just like training and don't think about everyone who's watching," Carly says about being in competitions.
Carly Patterson Fact: Carly Patterson is the only person in the world to complete a roundoff, back handspring, Arabian double front dismount on beam (It's even hard to say!).

mucciuk · Post by **mucciuk** » 22 Aug 2004 01:30

I can definitely see how you got the Amanda Bynes idea, at least from first glance.

Take a closer look though.. just the face. Howard Dean, anyone?

YEEEEEEEEAH!

Elder Young · Post by **Elder Young** » 22 Aug 2004 01:43

She's pretty cute and maybe I'd hit it in a few years. I don't see the comparison to Amanda Bynes and mentioning her makes me wish Justin could find new pics of her. Justin, can you come up with another "This Day in Amanda Bynes History?"

DUDEMASTER · Post by **DUDEMASTER** » 22 Aug 2004 02:08

the fact that not only is she too young her eyebrows are also fucked up looking. I say no thank you on both those counts

michlersoft · Post by **michlersoft** » 22 Aug 2004 02:38

reservrdg8 wrote: Once again, Carly lives like 10 minutes from my house.  Anyone want to be a stalker?  Talk to me.

PM me

W00t Thanks Justin.

RobertBruce · Post by **RobertBruce** » 22 Aug 2004 02:38

She may be 16, but she LOOKS 12. Nope, I just dont wanna go there. She can call me in four years though. I bet she'll keep fit for the next olympics, be 20 years old, look 16, and show me positions I can't now quite imagine. B)

cheese712 · Post by **cheese712** » 22 Aug 2004 02:56

I defenitely agree with the Amanda Bynes comparison. It was the first thing I thought when watching her. Although she does look somewhat like Amanda, she is nowhere near as hott as Amanda. Maybe in 4 years she will be, but I doubt it.

Victor_Vega · Post by **Victor_Vega** » 22 Aug 2004 03:10

reservrdg8 wrote: Once again, Carly lives like 10 minutes from my house.  Anyone want to be a stalker?  Talk to me.

Here too, we got to watch her team warm up one time a couple of years ago after one of our practices (Allen HS was a rival of ours). But we were too tired to notice.

Catcourps · Post by **Catcourps** » 22 Aug 2004 03:57

This chick isn't what I'd call hot. I mean she looks nice but, just, no. :blink:

nyr8888 · Post by **nyr8888** » 22 Aug 2004 04:04

She's really hot but she has a six pack and no boobs. They might look small because of the tights she's wearing though. She has a nice ass as well. Plus she's the same age as me

. I'd smash.
By the way...I'd smash = I'd hit it.

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