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kerplunk · Post by **kerplunk** » 03 Sep 2004 05:11

There has got to be nude scenes in this movie right? It would be very hard to imagine that there aren't, but i've looked and cant find any pics so somebody please verify that elisha cuthbert is naked in this movie.

chizzua · Post by **chizzua** » 03 Sep 2004 05:13

She's not.

RKrispy · Post by **RKrispy** » 03 Sep 2004 05:16

Elisha doesnt get nekid, but the other pornstars get nekid. so its not a complete loss.

IPA · Post by **IPA** » 03 Sep 2004 05:25

I love this site, it's just that i don't post much. but justin saying Elisha Cuthbert makes his penis sad deserves a bitch slap from a fat bowler

I had to do it Justin. We're all worried about you

Besides, Jonstafa got a point. how is fubar gonna change?

Mr. Buttfister · Post by **Mr. Buttfister** » 03 Sep 2004 05:38

hi... i'm a stupid fucking newbie. i started reading your site about 2 months ago. or whenever you posted those pics of lindsay lohan's tits. it's great.

if elisha cuthbert oiled up her breasts and slapped me in the face with them... i might consider hitting it.

DMBrules · Post by **DMBrules** » 03 Sep 2004 06:01

IPA wrote: I had to do it Justin. We're all worried about you 

There's only like 5 girls left that make his penis happy. Something has to be done.

jamdez · Post by **jamdez** » 03 Sep 2004 06:15

Mr. Buttfister wrote: hi... i'm a stupid fucking newbie.  i started reading your site about 2 months ago.  or whenever you posted those pics of lindsay lohan's tits.  it's great.

OMG I'm gonna scream. Please somebody stop him before it goes too far!!

and by the way ... go <a href='http:///board/index.php?showforum=45' target='_blank'>introduce yourself</a> if you don't want to get bitch slap with a dick in your face by the other members of this forum.

Smash · Post by **Smash** » 03 Sep 2004 06:24

kerplunk wrote: There has got to be nude scenes in this movie right? It would be very hard to imagine that there aren't, but i've looked and cant find any pics so somebody please verify that elisha cuthbert is naked in this movie.

Not even in the outtakes my sad, little, pathetic newbie.

If you read Maxim Magazine she talked about how she and her agent negotiated on ACCEPTABLE levels of ass crack to film.

Eamon Angelface · Post by **Eamon Angelface** » 03 Sep 2004 06:57

She has a no nudity clause in her contract. That will last at least 5 years, at which point I predict she will be the next Erika Elniak. I'd hit it even with the butt chin. Stacked blondes with high water ass's make my pants tight.

Jessica Biel is beyond hot. If her and Jennifer Love Hewwit ever did a burger bumping lesboganza scene I'd shoot myself while watching it just so that would be the last thing I ever saw.

neonblack · Post by **neonblack** » 03 Sep 2004 07:19

So there I was, looking at hot Elisha Cuthbert and touching my, well you know what, and then I saw that picture Pevee posted. And threw up. All over myself.

Okay, maybe that didn't happen. But, in the words of a black kid, it could happen!

Tora_Torrance · Post by **Tora_Torrance** » 03 Sep 2004 12:49

Can someone please post pictures of Carly from the Leno show.

pevee · Post by **pevee** » 03 Sep 2004 23:04

It makes me laugh, because you know theres going to be a homosexual sex fest in the pic, yet you still clicked?

Eamon Angelface · Post by **Eamon Angelface** » 04 Sep 2004 00:48

<a href='http://desperado.graphicsnxs.com/portma ... r-u-02.jpg' target='_blank'>Natalie Portman won the survey for a reason.</a>

Justen · Post by **Justen** » 04 Sep 2004 01:29

Link doesnt work punk azz.

Smash · Post by **Smash** » 06 Sep 2004 09:11

Adding to the Elisa porn (or lack of) the best she'll do I imagine...at least til her career wanes.

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