GOP Convention

Post by **Justin** » 03 Sep 2004 09:32

Broncos are starting off the 2004 football season against UT-Martin tonight. Saw a whole buncha people heading towards Waldo stadium on the way back from class. So then i see a group of girls up in front of me and this one chick with this huge ass cardboard bullhorn sees me and she shouts into the damn thing saying "ASIANS ARE HOT!" at me. So what do i do? I just fucking smile and continue walking past her.

Now what i wanted to say and SHOULD have said was "WELL SO ARE YOU!" because shit, she was hot and i could've probably boned her for all she was worth. I mean, she already thought i was hot, and all i'd have to do was just get to know her more and eventually i would've been in that shit yo.

BUT TOO BAD I ONLY THOUGHT ABOUT THE MORE DARING RESPONSE 5 SECONDS TOO LATE.

BUT ANYWAY. Tonight's the last night of the <A HREF="http://www.2004nycgop.org/" target="_blank">Republican convention</A>. Has anybody been following the proceedings these past coupla nights? I only caught the 2nd and 3rd nights. Arnold's speech was pretty entertaining. Good speech. But the Bush twins.... BLECH. And the First Lady? zzzzz.

And holy shit did anybody see Zell Miller's speech? Talking about zinging. I also found it a little funny because of that death stare he had as he was giving his speech. He was out for fucking blood! And Dick Cheney.. well.. he was Dick Cheney i guess. Anyhow, should be interesting to see what Bush has to say tonight. Thoughts and reactions are welcome in the comments if you'd like to say something.

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And so... for those of you who don't give a shit about politics... really now, If any of you had the chance... would you do Jenna Bush? I still can't decide. I don't find her hot or anything but hey, for the sake of just doing her anyway, would you? I just have this image in my mind of doing somebody with Jenna's body and Dubya's head. She looks a little too much like her dad for me to be able to see her as being hot.

And don't even get me started on the Kerry daughters!

But i'll tell you what, Barbara Bush... is definitely hot. She's got a little Kate Beckinsale thing going on for her don't you think? I'd hit it.

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Less than a half hour away from Dubya's speech. Time to tune in to FOX news. FAIR AND BALANCED YO!!!!!!!

bligityblah · Post by **bligityblah** » 03 Sep 2004 09:37

I'd hit both of them...twice.

Post by **Justin** » 03 Sep 2004 09:39

i'm going to hit you with a cardboard bullhorn

Happy_Rotter · Post by **Happy_Rotter** » 03 Sep 2004 09:43

bligityblah wrote: I'd hit both of them...twice.

At the time?

Smash · Post by **Smash** » 03 Sep 2004 09:44

I would definitely do Barbara Bush. Tho not if she was crazy. I turned down a girl who looked almost exactly like her (at the time I used Kate Beckinsale as my she looks like...). Because the girl was fucking nutty!

I mean worse than Pyscho Girl crazy...

bligityblah · Post by **bligityblah** » 03 Sep 2004 09:46

Justin wrote: i'm going to hit you with a cardboard bullhorn

I would hit you with cardboard sign that says "Asian's are hot"

Bacon · Post by **Bacon** » 03 Sep 2004 09:47

I would totally sex up both daughters. They're good looking, and the fact that they're the president's daughters is just extra icing on the cake.

jookoo123 · Post by **jookoo123** » 03 Sep 2004 09:50

Justin wrote: Less than a half hour away from Dubya's speech. Time to tune in to FOX news. FAIR AND BALANCED YO!!!!!!

Fair and Balanced!
Like a British rack right?

rpx · Post by **rpx** » 03 Sep 2004 09:59

GOP has the smartest ppl in the country working for them. They are so well connected like you wouldn't imagine. I go to school in Newark, New Jersey which is 15 mins to Manhattan. For the first time in the history of the school it started on Monday August 30. Not just mine but every school in the area (universities and colleges). Every year the school starts right after Labor Day...just connect the dots.
Have you noticed the news networks giving only about 2-3 mins. of coverage of the protests in Manhattan? So far have been more than 1000 ppl arrested. I'm sure most of them are just some stupid idiot looking for a fight, but ALL? We all know that the news networks are corrupt and tends to jump on the bandwagon but this is reality my friends... there are tens of thousands of protestors around Madison Square Garden and what do we see on TV..? ONLY the convention not whats going on just outside the doors. Just by coming to NYC (the most liberal city) they sent a clear message to us... "We don't give a fuck!"
There is so much to talk about this party... but... So please remember September 11th, remember the intel. commission's final report, get off your asses on November 2nd.
Peace, I'm out!

Post by **Justin** » 03 Sep 2004 10:01

i concur!!

Umgawa · Post by **Umgawa** » 03 Sep 2004 10:03

Secret elections were held last week to choose the new President of the United States, and I won.

As my first executive order, I now declare Jenna Bush's natural wetlands open for drilling.

Clayboy · Post by **Clayboy** » 03 Sep 2004 10:13

so the girls are looking pretty damn good on TV right now. although i think Jenna's looking the hotter of the two tonite. but yes, i'd do them both, at the same time. but Momma Bush looks like a damned alien, she's fuckin scary lookin.......

mfg:

Post by **Justin** » 03 Sep 2004 10:15

what! barbara is the hotter one! jenna makes my penis sad

RobertBruce · Post by **RobertBruce** » 03 Sep 2004 10:24

Barbara is definitely the one I'd do any day. Because well the Kate Beckinsale type gets me every time. Jenna has a fat girl inside trying to pop out. I bet she gives good head. I wonder if stupidity is hereditary to such a degree that I wouldnt want to talk to either one? :blink:

Smash · Post by **Smash** » 03 Sep 2004 10:37

Justin wrote: i concur!!

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