Hi Res Elisha Cuthbert

Post by **Justin** » 10 Sep 2004 16:14

Mmm. Penis going soft.

<li><A HREF="/movies/hires/elisha/" target="_blank">Elisha Cuthbert</a>

But in other penis hardening news...!

Via PM:

Hey Justin, been to your site since earlier this year but i just registered to let you know that yes, Halo 2 is coming along nicely. Im currently doing h2 game testing for microsoft so i get to play it everyday. Granted its still broken and stuff is being added, bugs are getting fixed/created everyday.

But hey, the original halo bored the shit out of me, this one i can say that its gonna be pretty fuckin cool.

Thats it for now. Later.

Original Halo was pretty blah for me too. Repeated levels (A - B - C - B - A. WTF? LAME LEVEL DESIGN), not enough enemy types (killing those stupid exploding zombie things got REALLY old after the 700th time) and well... it was just generally underwhelming. Especially after all the hype and good reviews it got. Fun while it lasted though (at least right until those zombie fuckers started being the only enemies you'd face for the rest of the game). But not the end all be all FPS people were making it out to be. I ended up trading the game in after i finished it. I was telling some people over Xbox live about what i did and they were all like "Dude! You traded HALO in?? WTF! That game's a classic!". Yeah whatever. Fuck off.

Anyhow, i'm thinking about buying two copies of the limited edition Halo 2. One to own and one to sell off on eBay to some poor schmuck who couldn't get a copy in stores. Supply and demand baby.

chizzua · Post by **chizzua** » 10 Sep 2004 16:17

Yea.. Halo wasn't that good. The multi-player was just really really addicting. Can't wait for Halo 2 though. ^_^

Wombat · Post by **Wombat** » 10 Sep 2004 16:21

Most of the time i think Elishia is pretty hot, but the "Thor" beard she is sportin in the last two pics is grossin me out.

heineken · Post by **heineken** » 10 Sep 2004 16:22

I always loved this shoot, but pics # 8, 9, and 10 all showcase her beautiful pit hair stubble.

chizzua · Post by **chizzua** » 10 Sep 2004 16:38

Elisha Cuthbert is like... the new-ish Kirsten Dunst.

quilens · Post by **quilens** » 10 Sep 2004 19:20

i've always found kirsten dunst's head to be too big for her body.

every time i see a full pic of her it keeps freaking me out that some how her neck doesn't just snap and then she topples over and breaks.

elisha how ever is way too hot

rhydun · Post by **rhydun** » 10 Sep 2004 19:42

Elisha has been hot in everything I've seen her in, until those pics. The beard, mustache, and armpit stubble needs to go.

I'd hit it still.

Creepy Bob · Post by **Creepy Bob** » 10 Sep 2004 20:45

I pre ordered the tin too. I have only traded in 2 of my games with unfavorable results. So from then on I have kept all of my games, and I now have around 30 xbox games. 29 to be exact if you dont count the 2 halos. I had traded in my silent hill and nfl fever and received $15 for the both of them. Its not worth it to me to just get a small fraction of what I payed for them.

Jeremian_Deus · Post by **Jeremian_Deus** » 10 Sep 2004 22:44

Elisha looks like a throwback Christina Aguilera stand-in from the 'Genie in a Bottle' days. I'd still hit it though. Anyhoo, I agree with the "Halo Overhyped" argument. It was a pretty good FPS, but not the best ever(Even though a XBox geek would sell his hand lotion supply to prove otherwise). Personally, I liked Metroid Prime waayyy more, even though it needed multiplayer. Timesplitters 2 was also cooler(multiplayer wise). Halo 2 will most likely be a classic, everything's arguable.

joe · Post by **joe** » 10 Sep 2004 23:34

she's a cute gal. maybe not top 10 worthy. but shes someone i wouldnt be ashamed of to be seen in public with.

winds_on_the_horizon · Post by **winds_on_the_horizon** » 10 Sep 2004 23:51

Jeez man whats next a detailed list of what laundry detergent you use? Who the hell cares what dvds you just bought.

stretch1207 · Post by **stretch1207** » 11 Sep 2004 00:09

I would just give her a wax job and then bang the hell out of her. She is pretty hot.

joemizzle · Post by **joemizzle** » 11 Sep 2004 02:47

Go figure pictures of an attractive girl make Justin's penis sad yet word about a videogame make it happy...

Mr. Buttfister · Post by **Mr. Buttfister** » 11 Sep 2004 02:53

Elisha Cuthberts looks are barely enough to make me "sorta chubby", but if you have seen any interviews with her (Conan) I would say she is 73.8% retarded. Boo hiss.

I thought the same thing about getting my "collector's edition" of madden 05. they said it was "limited in supply" but i was in best buy yesterday and they're still selling them. "limited edition" is bullshit. they just do that so they can get a few extra shillings out of hardcore gamers.

Creepy Bob · Post by **Creepy Bob** » 11 Sep 2004 03:20

That doesn't mean I wont pay the extra $5 to get it. Its a freaking metal tin! I love it. it comes with a making of disc. Its just like the fable dvd. EB is doing a midnight release. I know I will be there.

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