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sheepdog
- Posts: 125
- Joined: 11 Sep 2004 07:01
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by sheepdog » 21 Sep 2004 08:11
Speaking of video game porn...
Anybody else play Singles: Flirt Up your Life ?
I had been playing as a lesbian couple for a while, off & on, finally a few days ago I got them to have sex. Disappointing though, they're chicks, but having sex in the missionary position... wtf is that? It was better watching them 'pet' each other as the game refers to it.
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Mike
- Posts: 99
- Joined: 17 Jun 2004 13:02
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by Mike » 21 Sep 2004 09:56
<span style='color:teal'>Her tits are fake.</span>
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Seriously
- Posts: 300
- Joined: 17 Jun 2004 11:51
- Location: Here
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by Seriously » 21 Sep 2004 09:59
<span style='color:maroon'>YOU LIE
It's just a goddamn shadow, you asshole. They are REAL.
And I will argue with you about this on and on forever and always without end etc. etc. ad nauseum.
Because I care way too fucking much.</span>
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pwn3d
- Posts: 9
- Joined: 19 Jun 2004 13:07
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by pwn3d » 21 Sep 2004 15:13
Seriously wrote:<span style='color:maroon'>I'm haven't looked at the pictures.
I just wanted to say
Oh dear
So,
1. Sex
2. Masturbation to imagination
3. Masturbation to pictures of people
4. Masturbation to pictures of fake people
5. __________________________________
What comes next?
I say we've got less than 50 years before we're coming to abstract symbols.
If the world doesn't end, of course.</span>
step 5 is sex with virtual people, which probably isn't all that far off. thereby mathematically eliminating the need for the opposite sex... thus ending procreation... thus ending the human race... honestly, who's going to put up with another person when you can bump thighs with lindsay lohan, britney spears, queen cleopatra, fabio, barbara walters, barney the dinosaur, or whoever the hell else you wanna screw?
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J-Mah
- Posts: 94
- Joined: 20 Jun 2004 12:56
- Location: Vancouver, BC
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by J-Mah » 21 Sep 2004 17:29
pwn3d wrote: lindsay lohan, britney spears, queen cleopatra, fabio, barbara walters, barney the dinosaur, or whoever the hell else you wanna screw?
Lindsay Lohan? Thats just sick. The rest are ok.
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Phife
- Posts: 286
- Joined: 05 Sep 2004 14:28
- Location: Somewhere West of Phoenix!
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by Phife » 21 Sep 2004 17:42
I would like to stick my VR dick between LL's mammary glands. That would be the best.
Virtual sex would be awesome...and lucrative. I want to be a Virtual pimp...
Reminds me of The Matrix...woman in the red dress...
(Fiona Johnson)
Here's another pic of her...
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