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Post by ihatepeople » 06 Oct 2004 19:28

I saw it last Friday. The basic plot has been done a THOUSAND times (IE in an attempt to find fame, fortune and love, lead guy alienates the fame fortune and love he never knew he already had).

Sure it had some "laugh out loud" moments, but all of these moments revolved around supporting cast (Black, Zellwegger, Scorsese). There was simply too much of the "fresh prince" style camera mooching going on for me to find it enjoyable though.

And nothing pisses me off more than when animators sexually objectify cartoon characters (especially non-human ones). I mean it was bad enough with The Little Mermaid, but at least she was partially human (and became fully human for her love), but what the hell was with this Lola character? They drew her to resemble her voice actor, Angelina Jolie (Sultry eyes, big lips, large "chest"). Then Angelina uses her "deep sexy" voice......it was kinda getting aroused until I realized that <a href='http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.co ... jolie1.jpg' target='_blank'>SHE WAS A FUCKING FISH!!</a>

This fact alone made me hate this movie, but toss in all the fucking product placement (what was this, a kids movie or a god damned info-mercial?) and you have 92 minutes of annoying crap.
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Post by Justin » 06 Oct 2004 21:59

angelina jolie as a fish?

i'd hit it

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Post by pangwinking » 06 Oct 2004 22:04

Zellwegger is so much hotter as a fish than Jolie is.

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Post by Justin » 06 Oct 2004 22:06

i also wanted to do the little mermaid.

do fish have vaginas?

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Post by Ricochet » 06 Oct 2004 22:12

I was about to say that I thought the worst reviewed CGI movie was Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, but apparently rottentomatoes.com gives that a 45% fresh rating, while A Shark Tale gets 33%. Ew.

As for the movie, I saw it last week...and it really is nothing special. I chuckled at a few parts, but that's the most I laughed during the movie - Will Smith and his over-the-top antics bring the whole movie down a lot. Barely worth a rental. But the fish-sex thing did irk me a bit. Can those particular fish have sex? Some species can, but in others the female lay her eggs about, with the male fertilizing them afterwards.

Hot.

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Post by eggfart » 06 Oct 2004 22:14

Justin wrote: i also wanted to do the little mermaid.

do fish have vaginas?
If they do, does it smell like fish? Or does it smell like people? :D

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Post by RKrispy » 06 Oct 2004 22:26

The female fish lays her eggs, and the male fish comes by and JERKS to the eggs, and voila BABY FISH!

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Post by eggfart » 06 Oct 2004 22:29

RKrispy wrote: The female fish lays her eggs, and the male fish comes by and JERKS to the eggs, and voila BABY FISH!
that's hot! :omfg:

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Post by DMBrules » 07 Oct 2004 00:08

Justin wrote: i also wanted to do the little mermaid.

do fish have vaginas?
Decent rack for a mermaid. I don't think they have an ass either...
<a href='http://img43.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img43&image=mermaid.jpg' target='_blank'>Image</a>



I'm sure this guy would be willing to fulfill your fantasy.

<a href='http://img43.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img43&image=gross2.jpg' target='_blank'>Image</a> :mellow:

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Post by Justin » 07 Oct 2004 00:09

i dont like oral sex =(

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Post by MathGuy » 07 Oct 2004 00:56

If they do, does it smell like fish? Or does it smell like people?
The real question is does it taste like chicken?

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Post by sheepdog » 07 Oct 2004 02:51

you can still fuck in the gills, right? right? :D

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Post by The Only Woj » 07 Oct 2004 04:00

Shark Tale was horrible. Will Smith is simply annoying, the plot is extremely boring and the fish tend to look like the actor/actress doing their voice, but without a nose ... so they just look strange as hell. This movie made me want to read my sociology textbook.

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Post by ihatepeople » 07 Oct 2004 05:21

DMBrules wrote: Decent rack for a mermaid. I don't think they have an ass either...
Fish do have asses. Like all animals, fish need to poo. I should know, I had a job at a pet store cleaning fish tanks.

So, at least you've got anal to look forward to.

And if your going to post pictures of Ariel, at least post some GOOD ones.

<a href='http://img43.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img43&image=Ariel01.jpg' target='_blank'>Image</a><a href='http://img43.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img43&image=Ariel02.jpg' target='_blank'>Image</a>
nude:
<a href='http://img43.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img43&image=ARIEL04.jpg' target='_blank'>http://img43.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img43&im ... L04.jpg</a>
<a href='http://img43.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img43&image=ARIEL05.jpg' target='_blank'>http://img43.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img43&im ... L05.jpg</a>
<a href='http://img43.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img43&image=Ariel06.jpg' target='_blank'>http://img43.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img43&im ... l06.jpg</a>
<a href='http://img43.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img43&image=ARIEL7.jpg' target='_blank'>http://img43.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img43&im ... EL7.jpg</a>
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Post by illwill » 07 Oct 2004 05:48

i got jojo and x-tinas cell phone numbers

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