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onlyamereshadow
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Post by onlyamereshadow » 12 Oct 2004 12:52

Hillary puts my penis to sleep :zzz:
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JordanSnowSucks
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Post by JordanSnowSucks » 12 Oct 2004 12:53

rho wrote:
JordanSnowSucks wrote: Yes, this method of treating all women like whiskey just might work! Its crazy, but lets try it!
heh, if only women were that easy JordanSnowSucks, if only it were that easy...
Note the saracasm dripping off. I wish they were that easy too man. Stuff some chick in an oak barrel and forget about her for 20 years. Goes down smooth! BAM!
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rho
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Post by rho » 12 Oct 2004 13:00

hey, you never know, they are doing wonderful things with genetic research nowadays
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Post by Wombat » 12 Oct 2004 13:24

onlyamereshadow wrote: Hillary puts my penis to sleep  :zzz:
<span style='color:orange'>Your penis was DOA with your first post!!</span>
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Sampson
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Post by Sampson » 12 Oct 2004 13:40

Semi-cute face and built like a linebacker.

I'll pass.
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Post by Drew Peacock » 12 Oct 2004 13:45

Right now I have a fly buzzing around my room that just won't go away. It's just so damn annoying. I've named him JordanSnowSucks.
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Post by SunDevilZac » 12 Oct 2004 13:56

i'd fuck her brains out, i'd hit that bitch up hardcore, and i'd stick that block of wood into her ass as shes giving a me a BJ. i think shes cute
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Scotian
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Post by Scotian » 12 Oct 2004 14:18

Hilary has never done it for me at all...... maybe when she grows up a bit more she might but not now.
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nousentre
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Post by nousentre » 12 Oct 2004 14:44

so is the comparison of hilary to
a-built like a block of wood
b-you get wood seeing her
c- she's as ditzy as a block of wood
d- she makes a great door-stop

or secret stupid answer d- fucking her would be like fucking a block of wood, . . . pointless and leaving you w/ splinters

i would ask for a poll just to see what would come of this. but it's late, i'm bored and this would probably end up being a stupid idea in the morning. . . . ohhh i know!!! let's vote on that!
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Post by heineken » 12 Oct 2004 16:42

Rectangle.
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ryancook
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Post by ryancook » 13 Oct 2004 03:12

hilary makes me 'pillary'...hahaha

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I just saw her jumping on a trampoline on the ellen show...it was güd...
Last edited by ryancook on 13 Oct 2004 04:40, edited 1 time in total.
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gimptastic
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Post by gimptastic » 13 Oct 2004 03:32

She's not a girl, not yet a Lohan
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BradFoSho
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Post by BradFoSho » 13 Oct 2004 06:54

When Duff starts looking like Lohan, the earth will crumble.

Right now, it's Amanda Bynes > Everyone Ever.
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Post by kvl » 13 Oct 2004 10:24

I don't think the Duff will ever be really hot. I see her getting fat and ugly very soon.
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Post by dogolopee » 13 Oct 2004 13:39

Duff makes me want to be a xylophiliac.
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