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Justin
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Post by Justin » 17 Oct 2004 15:55

Time to destroy the Hollywood illusion of perfect celebrities.

Actually Christina doesn't look half bad here.

<li><A HREF="/movies/hires/ChristinaApplegate1.jpg" target="_blank">Christina Applegate 1</A>
<li><A HREF="/movies/hires/ChristinaApplegate2.jpg" target="_blank">Christina Applegate 2</A>

But what the fuck happened to Thora Birch??

<li><A HREF="/movies/hires/thora01.jpg" target="_blank">Thora Birch 1</A>
<li><A HREF="/movies/hires/thora02.jpg" target="_blank">Thora Birch 2</A>

And Anna Paquin was hot. Until i saw those teeth.

<li><A HREF="/movies/hires/annapaquin1.jpg" target="_blank">Anna Paquin 1</A>
<li><A HREF="/movies/hires/annapaquin2.jpg" target="_blank">Anna Paquin 2</A>
<li><A HREF="/movies/hires/annapaquin3.jpg" target="_blank">Anna Paquin 3</A>

I'd still hit them all though.
Last edited by Justin on 04 Dec 2004 15:35, edited 1 time in total.

Mandarin
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Post by Mandarin » 17 Oct 2004 15:58

First person to type something in here and hit the Add Reply button!

SunDevilZac
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Post by SunDevilZac » 17 Oct 2004 16:03

OMG Justin I think that those might be the worst pictures you've ever posted online. Those are some fucked up photos!

grey_fox24
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Post by grey_fox24 » 17 Oct 2004 16:05

First person to type something and hit alt-s

Curses! Defeated! Unless zac didn't hit alt-s.
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Dex
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Post by Dex » 17 Oct 2004 16:15

First person to slap Mandarin & Grey_Fox for being so funny.

It took me 9 hours to scroll from Christina Applegate's eyeball to her nose. OMG Justin is the king of HI RES!

[edit] And Hiney is the queen :omfg:
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RobertBruce
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Post by RobertBruce » 17 Oct 2004 18:33

:wub: Those may be the worst pics of Anna so far, but shes STILL smokin' hot. Great eyes, hot lips, beautiful hair, nice breaststststs :blink: I'll be alone in the corner for a moment now!

JustSumDude
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Post by JustSumDude » 17 Oct 2004 18:36

<span style='font-family:Tahoma'><span style='color:green'>First post!

Oh wait ...</span></span>

ryancook
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Post by ryancook » 17 Oct 2004 20:33

anna paquin's breasts got too big, too fast. now they just kinda lay there with minimal life-signs.

Image

and i've never really had a thing for thora birch, except whe she was naked;

and christina applegate was at her peak back on married with children.

the end.
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rho
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Post by rho » 17 Oct 2004 20:50

christina applegate - makes penis feel like curious goffer

thora birch - makes penis feel like groundhog who saw own shadow

anna paquin - makes penis do happy dance till it throws up

so ends this edition of old native american proverbs...

Aequitas
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Post by Aequitas » 17 Oct 2004 21:15

I can only agree with ryancook.

shanks
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Post by shanks » 17 Oct 2004 21:17

IMHO, anna paquin looks a little down-syndrome to me, a little retarded. i had neither met nor read anyone agreeing with me. this is really distressing.

if there is anyone out there like me, pliz join me in the fortnightly AA (Anna-is-ugly Anonymous) meetings. i look forward to having another kindred spirit in those meetings.

PS - free-flow of orange juice and cookies are available after the meetings.

ihatepeople
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Post by ihatepeople » 17 Oct 2004 22:00

They're all looking a little "frumpy" aren't they?

Anna still looks hot, I'd only ask her not to smile, although with my teeth, I really shouldn't be saying anything (I swear, I should have been born in the UK).

Christina.....She just needs to shake her booty more, get into some more "risqué" rolls. If I see the boobies, I may forgive her.

And Thora....She must have fired her stylist. Sure the lighting is harsh on the red carpet, but come on, she looks like a 35 year old investment banker, a MALE investment banker. When you're a young actress in Hollywood, especially one who hasn't done anything of note in over 2 years, you make your best effort to look GOOD when going to a premier. What was that girl thinking?

Oh well, with enough photo shopping, anyone can be hot, so I'll stick to the MAXIM shoots for the time being.

Download-This
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Post by Download-This » 18 Oct 2004 00:00

Q. What have we learned here?
A. That Thora Birch and Anna Paquin won't look hot again until their Christina Appelgate's age.

Thora Birch - Crackhead
Anna Paquin - Chews screws and nails.

heineken
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Post by heineken » 18 Oct 2004 00:07

Thora has the whole "Courtney Love" going for her. God help us.

I'm glad I never thought Anna Paquin was hot before.

Elder Young
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Post by Elder Young » 18 Oct 2004 00:30

What's the deal with Christina Applegate's expression in the second picture? I've seen her do that with her mouth before and I still have no idea what she's doing.

Big boobs or not, I think Thora just killed my penis, at least for the rest of the weekend.

I always thought Anna Paquin's face was a little off, but her boobs made up for it. With all the money that stars make, they should first fix their teeth and then get whatever plastic surgery they want.

Damn you Justin and your celebrity ruining hi-res pictures!

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