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Post by Justin » 28 Oct 2004 05:26

Hair too black, nose too big! Pieces of me? Pieces of shit!

<li><A HREF="/movies/hires/Ashlee_Simpson_radio.jpg" target="_blank">Ashlee Simpson 1</A>
<li><A HREF="/movies/hires/Ashlee_Simpson_radio2.jpg" target="_blank">Ashlee Simpson 2</A>
<li><A HREF="/movies/hires/Ashlee_Simpson_radio3.jpg" target="_blank">Ashlee Simpson 3</A>

I'd still hit it though.
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Post by heineken » 28 Oct 2004 05:28

FIRST POST!

severe acid reflux away!
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Post by alsmooth » 28 Oct 2004 05:33

I dont find her too attractive but i'd hit it!
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Post by shirizaki » 28 Oct 2004 05:37

I'd rather hit her sister. Now that's one fine lady. Though she's dumber than a pet rock.
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Post by Johnskillet » 28 Oct 2004 05:39

No more hoe downs, Ashlee...please... And go buy some Nexium, silly girl...
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Post by kaitaro0401 » 28 Oct 2004 05:49

she looks slightly pregnant in the first pic.

look at her nose *ugh*

but i'd hit a pregnant chick with a huge nose.
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Post by Red_Dwarf » 28 Oct 2004 05:59

I think she is muching hotter then her brother Jessica Simpson. :P

:EDITED:

LAUGHS! AT MUCHING HOTTER! :D
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Post by heineken » 28 Oct 2004 06:01

Red_Dwarf wrote: I think she is muching hotter then her brother Jessica Simpson. :P
Muching indeed.
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Post by efilflah » 28 Oct 2004 06:01

9th post!
I'd still hit it though
Me too.....smack bang in the nose. That bitch deserves a slap.

I'd still hit it though
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Post by kvl » 28 Oct 2004 06:34

She gives me a severe case of acid reflux. Makes me feel woozy.
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Post by danimal » 28 Oct 2004 07:25

Is it just me or are her eyes not looking at the same point?
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Post by Justin » 28 Oct 2004 07:28

:wacko:
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Post by JustSumDude » 28 Oct 2004 08:20

<span style='font-family:Tahoma'><span style='color:green'>I am the answer ... and the answer is twelve.

12th post.</span></span>
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Post by The Only Woj » 28 Oct 2004 08:37

I wonder if I could trade Ashlee some "pieces" of her for some skeettles ... :omfg:
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Post by Seriously » 28 Oct 2004 09:01

<span style='color:maroon'>She has Acid Reflux Disease.

That's fucking gross.

If you kissed her,

your tongue would be digested


Nevermind oral sex.</span>
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