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EvilYeti
Posts: 39
Joined: 18 Jun 2004 06:23

Post by EvilYeti » 29 Oct 2004 10:40

Is it auto-warning time if someone busts into the your vs you're schtick?

Son of Suzy Creamcheese
Posts: 17
Joined: 13 Sep 2004 18:00
Location: Clarks Summit, Pennsylvania

Post by Son of Suzy Creamcheese » 29 Oct 2004 10:42

Her music sucks...yea.
She is stupid...of course.
She is a no talent hack...duh.

But we would all still fuck her. Don't deny it.

Thats all that matters.

JordanSnowSucks
Posts: 72
Joined: 03 Aug 2004 12:32
Location: 15 00 S, 140 00 W

Post by JordanSnowSucks » 29 Oct 2004 10:46

EvilYeti wrote: Is it auto-warning time if someone busts into the your vs you're schtick?
What exactly does that mean?

Johnskillet
Posts: 23
Joined: 27 Oct 2004 09:51
Location: Trumann, Arkansas

Post by Johnskillet » 29 Oct 2004 11:07

EvilYeti wrote:Is it auto-warning time if someone busts into the your vs you're schtick?
Yes, please clarify, if you would be so kind...

rho
Posts: 41
Joined: 17 Aug 2004 11:22
Location: pheonix, AZ

Post by rho » 29 Oct 2004 12:14

she looks like a circus freak.... but i still say she has that look to her like she is a cock gobbling maniac,, for some reason everytime i see her i am reminded of a girl i knew back in highschool who used to give blowjobs out back behind the school,

SinisterMikey
Posts: 9
Joined: 13 Oct 2004 10:09

Post by SinisterMikey » 29 Oct 2004 12:40

Hey Justin, are you able to hook us FUBAR to gangbang her?

I am feeling horny tonight....

jimthej00
Posts: 60
Joined: 17 Jun 2004 14:53
Location: Torrents, California
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Post by jimthej00 » 29 Oct 2004 22:07

there are dicks, pussies, and assholes in this crazy world.
pussies don't like dicks, because dicks fuck pussies.
but sometimes dicks fuck assholes.
because all assholes do is shit all over everything.
and if dicks didn't fuck assholes, dicks and pussies would be covered in shit.
sometimes pussies can beco0me assholes.
afterall, pussies are only a few inches away from assholes.

so, i guess what i'm saying is, i'd hit it.

RKrispy
Posts: 61
Joined: 09 Jul 2004 12:00
Location: Too Close to Canada

Post by RKrispy » 29 Oct 2004 22:56

She just needs to blame her band on a sex-tape being released to the web, and she'll be fine.

tomtom
Posts: 1
Joined: 20 Jun 2004 04:45

Post by tomtom » 29 Oct 2004 23:47

fuck this chick. we need the new paris hilton video. nowwww

kvl
Posts: 318
Joined: 27 Jun 2004 11:25
Location: Somewhere in Canada
Contact:

Post by kvl » 29 Oct 2004 23:49

tomtom wrote: fuck this chick. we need the new paris hilton video. nowwww
Actually we need you to shoot yourself. nowwww


Edit: Oh yeah, nice first post dumbass.
Last edited by kvl on 29 Oct 2004 23:49, edited 1 time in total.

row
Posts: 12
Joined: 31 Aug 2004 00:23

Post by row » 30 Oct 2004 00:08

Okay, I've been checking out this site for some time now. I enjoy the humourous, irreverent spirit and the high res photos. One thing really bothers me though.

"I'd hit it".

Personally I find this expression extremely offensive. In a mere three words it manages to make "hitting" a metaphor for sex while referring to "her" in the derogatory form "it" (as used when referring to animals, objects and lower forms of life).

I am NOT a prude. Not by a longshot, believe me. Nevertheless I would urge anyone who uses this expression to try and come up with something better. I wouldn't suggest anything as saccharine as "make love", but "hit it" is what you do to a dog that pisses on your rug, not what you do to a beautiful girl that you'd like to have sex with.

P.S.
This account was borrowed from <a href='http://bugmenot.com' target='_blank'>http://bugmenot.com</a>
When I tried to setup my own account I accidently used a non-working e-mail address and was prohibited from trying to resister a second time.

SinisterMikey
Posts: 9
Joined: 13 Oct 2004 10:09

Post by SinisterMikey » 30 Oct 2004 00:14

tomtom wrote: fuck this chick. we need the new paris hilton video. nowwww
Hmm....another Paris bonking vid. I wouldn't mind if I am the one in it....

:wub:

kvl
Posts: 318
Joined: 27 Jun 2004 11:25
Location: Somewhere in Canada
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Post by kvl » 30 Oct 2004 00:16

row wrote: Okay, I've been checking out this site for some time now. I enjoy the humourous, irreverent spirit and the high res photos. One thing really bothers me though.

"I'd hit it".

Personally I find this expression extremely offensive. In a mere three words it manages to make "hitting" a metaphor for sex while referring to "her" in the derogatory form "it" (as used when referring to animals, objects and lower forms of life).

I am NOT a prude. Not by a longshot, believe me. Nevertheless I would urge anyone who uses this expression to try and come up with something better. I wouldn't suggest anything as saccharine as "make love", but "hit it" is what you do to a dog that pisses on your rug, not what you do to a beautiful girl that you'd like to have sex with.

P.S.
This account was borrowed from <a href='http://bugmenot.com' target='_blank'>http://bugmenot.com</a>
When I tried to setup my own account I accidently used a non-working e-mail address and was prohibited from trying to resister a second time.
You sound feisty. I'd hit it.

efilflah
Posts: 119
Joined: 19 Jun 2004 21:15

Post by efilflah » 30 Oct 2004 00:23

You sound feisty. I'd hit it.
Me too, I'd fuck her! *looks for approval?*

Justen
Posts: 6
Joined: 21 Jun 2004 20:18

Post by Justen » 30 Oct 2004 01:44

Fuck That....

She is fucking ugly as shit...

But just for you ROW... I'd hit it...fuck it....slap it....bite it.... suck it... and then hit that shit again!!!
Last edited by Justen on 30 Oct 2004 01:45, edited 1 time in total.

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