Hi Res Tara Reid

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xeno
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Post by xeno » 06 Nov 2004 06:23

As much as I appreciate her drunken whoring (and believe me , Tara, we do... You Go Girl!!!) just... ewwwww. What the hell was she thinking?

cue0
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Post by cue0 » 06 Nov 2004 07:21

has anyone found the video yet? I saw the "incident" on the evening news (with pixelated boob of course on the video) and rushed over to fubar to see if anything had been posted..... kudos! Too bad about the nippage

stretch1207
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Post by stretch1207 » 06 Nov 2004 07:24

Tara does not have a very good booby job. She has been tanning and that is the worst thing you can do with a scar is be tanning. I would be a friend and rub some lotion or scar reducer on those things and then hit it.

I have a friend that got a boob job and she lets me rub lotion on her fun bags and let me tell you.....nothing but good times going on there.

AynSof
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Post by AynSof » 06 Nov 2004 09:14

Father Ted's right, though. As if any of us wouldn't nail that to the wall given the opportunity. :grin:

I mean, her nips may look like meat pancakes, but she's still got that husky voice that makes me HOTT (in fact, it's probably worse after smoking all that crack), and if we didn't want to see her sawn-off-pasted-on nips, we could make her wear a shirt of some sort. ^_^

april
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Post by april » 06 Nov 2004 11:17

i don't know much about actual breast implant surgery, but is it normal to cut the nipple entirely off? i mean, i know they cut the nipple sometimes to insert the implant, but all the way off? looks like whoever did tara's cut it all the way off and then put it back in the wrong place. worst shit ever. it's amazing to me that people with money get this bad of surgery.

also, who DOESN'T notice when their ENTIRE BOOB is hanging out? she's so gross.

bligityblah
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Post by bligityblah » 06 Nov 2004 11:24

AynSof wrote: Father Ted's right, though.  As if any of us wouldn't nail that to the wall given the opportunity. :grin:

I mean, her nips may look like meat pancakes, but she's still got that husky voice that makes me HOTT (in fact, it's probably worse after smoking all that crack), and if we didn't want to see her sawn-off-pasted-on nips, we could make her wear a shirt of some sort. ^_^
I'd accept a puff-job from her but I wouldn't screw her for all the tea in Brunei.

EDIT: April, can I see your boob?
Last edited by bligityblah on 06 Nov 2004 11:25, edited 1 time in total.

Ardus
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Post by Ardus » 06 Nov 2004 11:27

I'd make her put a bra on and hit it.

shanks
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Post by shanks » 06 Nov 2004 11:32

also, who DOESN'T notice when their ENTIRE BOOB is hanging out? she's so gross.
my thoughts exactly, this is not a nip-slip ... this is a nib-bare.

at least courtney love and madonna goes around announcing that they are showing their goods ...

(i m just guessing btw) unlike reid who goes around slouching one of her shoulders to bare her stretched-no-good.

i would give her more credits if she asked the press, "u wanna see my boob?" (note: singular)

press cheered

reid, "here you go."

kvl
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Post by kvl » 06 Nov 2004 11:40

I wonder how long her boobs were hanging out before she noiced and tucked them back in.Hell she might as well do payboy now, not that i think hef would let nips that bad into his quality magazine.

JRSiebz
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Location: Cincinnati, OH

Post by JRSiebz » 06 Nov 2004 11:41

fugliest nips ever


she was hot in van wilder ;)

april
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Post by april » 06 Nov 2004 12:15

bligityblah wrote:EDIT: April, can I see your boob?
well, unfortunately for you, i don't drink or do coke - therefore i'll never be in the state that tara's apparently in where you're so fucked up you don't even know your entire boob is flapping in the breeze and that people are taking pictures of it. sorry. ;)

J-Mah
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Post by J-Mah » 06 Nov 2004 16:36

*sigh* I feel bad for her.

Jonstafa
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Post by Jonstafa » 06 Nov 2004 17:55

Stupid crack whore. I used to think she had really sexy eyes. Now all I can think of are her horrible, horrible boobs. She looks like some sort of ex porn star all hopped up on whatever she can find in other people's bathroom medicine cabinets. It's really sad. Usually it takes them until they're at least 35 before they start looking all haggard and like they've been pieced together out of random body parts like Frankenstein.

I hope that people at least use this as a "what not to do" scenario and avoid going this route. :bah:

flatlined
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Post by flatlined » 06 Nov 2004 18:28

Her nips look like the bacon you get when you order breakfast at McDonalds.....

MRPEN15
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Post by MRPEN15 » 06 Nov 2004 18:31

That's one fuuuuuuuuucked up titty. :ph34r:

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