Hi Res Tara Reid

Red_Dwarf · Post by **Red_Dwarf** » 06 Nov 2004 00:08

Holly crackwhore batman!

Kei · Post by **Kei** » 06 Nov 2004 00:13

We all know how upset she was after being left out the cinematic masterpiece that was American Wedding. You would think, however, that she had enough money left over from the first two films to get her breasts done at a real clinic.

The poor thing obviously went with the ACME Do-it-yourself Boobjob Kit. Having seen the results, I must now go wash my eyes out with soap.

Mike · Post by **Mike** » 06 Nov 2004 00:22

<span style='color:teal'>I recognize that necklace she's wearing from the last Saks catalog I got... I'll have to go find that.</span>

jimthej00 · Post by **jimthej00** » 06 Nov 2004 00:33

most nipple slips get me atleast a little bit horny, but these are just sad. it looks like she's completely coked out of her mind, and her ugly scar nipples are the wrong color, too big, and mis-shapen. what the fuck was she thinking when she got the implants? she could have gotten them alot smaller, like upgraded to a b, and they wouldn't have looked so stretched out and *ich*.

Father Ted · Post by **Father Ted** » 06 Nov 2004 01:22

Still..................

be under no misaprehension, I'd still hit it!
I could wile away a few hours rubbing anti-stretch cream on those boobies whilst my balls merrily crash on and off her chin!

Sorry if this goes against the standards of female perfection that you all obviously have.... but I'm not that fussy!

whiney's

smittenboy · Post by **smittenboy** » 06 Nov 2004 01:45

Still..................

be under no misaprehension, I'd still hit it!

the only way i'd hit THAT now is if i was slammin' her in the ASS.That way i wouldn't have to look at those sad excuses for boobage. :bah:

al k holik · Post by **al k holik** » 06 Nov 2004 01:47

WTF!

Did she get those puppies at Hollywood Upstairs Medical School? Or did she have them done while having Jose Cuervo dumped down her throat in Tejuana?

My god... it's amazing what consistantly poor judgment can do to a pretty girl. Sad.

Eamon Angelface · Post by **Eamon Angelface** » 06 Nov 2004 01:53

Worst

Implants

Ever

That surgeon should have his medical license revoked for that shit. I mean you don't need to cut on top and below the nipple. That's fucking sloppy. If you have to go in twice you go through the armpit. Her nipples look like 3 day old fried eggs now.

Is her vagina that fucked up too?

I'd hit it...with a rock while screaming "go back to hell Demon!".

Corporeal Dennis · Post by **Corporeal Dennis** » 06 Nov 2004 02:23

Man. I look at those pictures, and I hear Rick James in my head:

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug!"

AngelBaby · Post by **AngelBaby** » 06 Nov 2004 02:33

<span style='color:blue'>Worst. Celebrity. Boob. Job. EVER.

Damn, she needs to go see Brooke Burke's husband just to get those monstrosities fixed... :bah: </span>

mohollywood · Post by **mohollywood** » 06 Nov 2004 02:38

Someones got to say something nice about this talented young lady.

NOT ME!!!!!! :pepper: :pepper: :pepper: :pepper: :pepper:

Johnskillet · Post by **Johnskillet** » 06 Nov 2004 03:52

Not sure whether or not I'd hit it...

Nah, I won't...unless I don't have to look at those "things" she calls boobs. :bah:

nitty · Post by **nitty** » 06 Nov 2004 05:45

OMG looks like freddy kruger sawed around her nipples to remove them for implants to be inserted. Tara sue that quack or did you just spend all ur american pie money on nose candy and got a bargin basement boob job

knocturnal · Post by **knocturnal** » 06 Nov 2004 05:50

Did she sand blast her nipples or something. That's just wrong

bligityblah · Post by **bligityblah** » 06 Nov 2004 06:20

Mmmmm kidney shaped nipples.....Those things are hot like a dry ice burn.

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