Jewel

BizzLe · Post by **BizzLe** » 15 Nov 2004 16:24

effang wrote: OMG.
i can't believe anybody thinks she is hot. she is so trailer trash, figuratively and realistically speaking. she was living in a car FFS!

she's ugly, scummy, OLD (WRINKLES?), and overall a no lay.

You are definitely not worthy. Besides, it sounds like your gay as well. Your comments are thus nullified.

LittleAmber · Post by **LittleAmber** » 15 Nov 2004 23:11

ur all thinking with ur penis...she's totally hot.

AngelBaby · Post by **AngelBaby** » 15 Nov 2004 23:52

Much like old Jewel's music > new Jewel's music, I'd much rather see old Jewel in her undies. She was far sexier back when she was just the girl-next-door with an acoustic guitar in her lap...

Crackpot Live · Post by **Crackpot Live** » 16 Nov 2004 00:57

kvl wrote:

You mean this picture?

What's the story on that pic dude. Never seen that one before. :omfg:

stretch1207 · Post by **stretch1207** » 16 Nov 2004 01:56

LittleAmber wrote: ur all thinking with ur penis...she's totally hot.

That is the only way I do my thinkin'! I do think she is hot, and I do perfer the old jewel.

kvl · Post by **kvl** » 16 Nov 2004 02:05

Crackpot Live wrote:
kvl wrote:

You mean this picture?
What's the story on that pic dude. Never seen that one before. :omfg:

Apparently that was in somephoto booth at some MTV function or some such bullshit. Long story short, you see her boobs, what the fuck else do you want?

MaryRugMuncher · Post by **MaryRugMuncher** » 16 Nov 2004 02:42

Guests of MTV's Total Request Live would typically leave behind courtesy photos taken in the TRL photobooth. Her dorky fiance at the time decided to lift up her shirt and suck her titty. That fucker kills this photo for me. These are better...

<a href='http://img22.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img22&image=jewel01.jpg' target='_blank'>

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<a href='http://img22.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img22&image=jewel02.jpg' target='_blank'>

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<a href='http://img22.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img22&image=jewel03.jpg' target='_blank'>

</a>
<a href='http://img22.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img22&image=jewel04.jpg' target='_blank'>

</a>

kvl · Post by **kvl** » 16 Nov 2004 02:45

Though i find your name offensive to my sensible christian self, i thank you for those beach pictures.

Edit: Wait a second, are those even her? They don't really look that much like her.

MaryRugMuncher · Post by **MaryRugMuncher** » 16 Nov 2004 02:52

kvl wrote:Wait a second, are those even her? They don't really look that much like her.

I assume they are. Look under "Kilcher" below...

<a href='http://www.midway-house.freeserve.co.uk ... sics.htm#K' target='_blank'>http://www.midway-house.freeserve.co.uk ... s.htm#K</a>

AngelBaby · Post by **AngelBaby** » 16 Nov 2004 03:09

kvl wrote: Though i find your name offensive to my sensible christian self, i thank you for those beach pictures.

Edit: Wait a second, are those even her? They don't really look that much like her.

As I believe was already mentioned earlier in this thread, supposedly those beach pics are not of Jewel. They really don't even look that much like her to me either, more like some random topless Euro woman (check out the banana-hammock swimsuit on the guy with her)...who knows? :unsure:

MaryRugMuncher · Post by **MaryRugMuncher** » 16 Nov 2004 03:29

Shoot, I remember reading somewhere else it's legit...but where?!?

Regardless, if you check that Topless Review link you'll see they took great pains to verify Jennifer Aniston's one, true topless shot (and got it right).

kmushamu · Post by **kmushamu** » 16 Nov 2004 06:54

kvl wrote:
Crackpot Live wrote:
kvl wrote:

You mean this picture?
What's the story on that pic dude. Never seen that one before. :omfg:
Apparently that was in somephoto booth at some MTV function or some such bullshit. Long story short, you see her boobs, what the fuck else do you want?

Freakin duh guys, have u ever had a girl get into a foto booth with you? Jewel is just another naughty chick, and foto booths are like estrogen taps for girls to begin with.

About whomever's comment about her living in a car? I met Jewel in 1990 when she was living in her vdubus in Cave Junction OR (my town at the time.) She worked part time on the farm I was raised on, I was 13 , and she opened my mind and turned me on like could never know. Her personality is what I loved then, and still now. PS there are still people in the town who say she left leaving them money, I say to them fuck you, get a life.

Oh yeah PS, that guy doesnt know what the fuck he's doing. If that was me working her over, she'd be making totally different faces.

SunDevilZac · Post by **SunDevilZac** » 16 Nov 2004 14:09

damn shes hot. hooooot

back1ash · Post by **back1ash** » 16 Nov 2004 14:27

i hit it =-p

PART OF THE BOARDS FORMERLY KNOWN AS TJNR

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