Jewel

dreezy · Post by **dreezy** » 15 Nov 2004 05:01

kinda looks like elisha cuthbert in those first two pics.

Cleanlove300 · Post by **Cleanlove300** » 15 Nov 2004 06:18

Her tooth really doesn't bother me. If it was one of her front teeth it would. She is insanely hot. She was on Conan last year and looked amazing. Wore this t shirt that was super tight and her tits were huge. Those photos don't do her amazing rack justice. I just wish she could show more skin in her videos. Intuition was a good start, but come on.

lyk.omgz · Post by **lyk.omgz** » 15 Nov 2004 07:46

boner

joemizzle · Post by **joemizzle** » 15 Nov 2004 08:51

Jewel is fucking hot. Her teeth don't bother me. Nothing wrong with a minor imperfection, especially if it can be hidden easily.

I even saw her in concert once just to see her. No, I'm not gay.

I'll never forget when she was the musical guest on SNL promoting her 1st album. She looked ricockulously gorgeous.

Her boobies are fanfuckingtastic. I don't believe she got a boob job. Is that true? They were big enough and perfect enough as is.

Thx Justin for these pics. They made me happy.

Skim_and_Surf_Fla · Post by **Skim_and_Surf_Fla** » 15 Nov 2004 08:57

I remember seeing some pics once of some guy sucking on her titties. Dunno if they were real though.

kvl · Post by **kvl** » 15 Nov 2004 09:30

You mean this picture?

XBackstabberX · Post by **XBackstabberX** » 15 Nov 2004 11:23

kvl wrote:

You mean this picture?

so good!! i wish there was more

Vassilios · Post by **Vassilios** » 15 Nov 2004 12:07

seriously, thats me sucking her tits in that picture. Eat your hearts out.

BizzLe · Post by **BizzLe** » 15 Nov 2004 12:24

rjnewby wrote: I also like French Hooker Christina.

However, you can keep your Trailer Trash Britney Doll, that comes complete with trucker hat, stained wife beater and dead-beat husband.

LOL hilarious!

kvl · Post by **kvl** » 15 Nov 2004 12:24

I am going to throw caution into the wind and guess that you were lying there.

Howsurazz · Post by **Howsurazz** » 15 Nov 2004 13:19

Its just funny how a couple years back she wouldn't do a FHM magazine cover when they wanted her to wear her normal blue jeans and t shirt sucking a lollypop because she didn't want to give off the wrong impression...... Personally I liked the old Jewel better.

Aequitas · Post by **Aequitas** » 15 Nov 2004 13:26

joemizzle wrote: Her boobies are fanfuckingtastic. I don't believe she got a boob job. Is that true? They were big enough and perfect enough as is.

I believe that's right, same reason she hasn't fixed her teeth. She wants to be "natural".

Jaquio · Post by **Jaquio** » 15 Nov 2004 15:42

You all are Hugh Hefner online, but...

If you were single and at a bar, and a girl who looked exactly like Jewel was hitting on you, 99.8% of you would tap that shit in a fucking heartbeat. Snaggletooth and all.

The boobs are nice. I'd hit it, but nothing really beyond that.

kvl · Post by **kvl** » 15 Nov 2004 15:44

Jaquio wrote: You all are Hugh Hefner online, but...

If you were single and at a bar, and a girl who looked exactly like Jewel was hitting on you, 99.8% of you would tap that shit in a fucking heartbeat. Snaggletooth and all.

The boobs are nice. I'd hit it, but nothing really beyond that.

Damn right i would, but i'd make her put something over the snaggletooth so she doesn't slice and dice up my dick.

effang · Post by **effang** » 15 Nov 2004 15:49

OMG.
i can't believe anybody thinks she is hot. she is so trailer trash, figuratively and realistically speaking. she was living in a car FFS!

she's ugly, scummy, OLD (WRINKLES?), and overall a no lay.

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