Hi Res Natalie Portman

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mr.crow
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Post by mr.crow » 24 Nov 2004 14:28

what?!??! no stretch marks?!?!!? i'm dissapointed.

incorporealistic
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Post by incorporealistic » 24 Nov 2004 14:37

thatmexi wrote: <a href='http:///movies/hires/natalieportman5/image-html/natalie_portman_04.html' target='_blank'>/movies/hires/...portman_04.html</a>

Look at that mother fuckers fingernails!  I'd bet that's the asshole who cut the LIPS(!) scene from the movie!

Die nasty fingernail man!  DIE DIE DIE and rot with Judas!

:veryangry:
Well clearly he's growing them out to use as a coke spoon.
I mean after all, it is Hollywood right?

WD_40
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Post by WD_40 » 24 Nov 2004 14:59

Ewwww... stretch marks!

partypooper
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Post by partypooper » 24 Nov 2004 15:03

OMG, PORTMAN IN G-STRING!!!.............. WOOOOOOOOOHOO!

<a href='http://www.warnerbrosrecords.com/damienrice/' target='_blank'>http://www.warnerbrosrecords.com/damienrice/</a>

:omfg: :omfg: :omfg:

kvl
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Post by kvl » 24 Nov 2004 15:04

I just had a joygasm.

ilovetosaydada
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Post by ilovetosaydada » 24 Nov 2004 15:36

Whaaaat? The first one is the only one that's good. In the second one she looks like a crackwhore, and in the rest she looks like she's at least 30 years old.

tnalover
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Post by tnalover » 24 Nov 2004 15:38

ahh I love her!!

pretty/hot

divrekku
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Location: Seattle, WA

Post by divrekku » 24 Nov 2004 15:52

sheepdog wrote: Hmm,  No hint of a moustache or unibrow, no visible chest hair, fairly good pores, skin not too greasy...

shit, Justin, I think you may have to group her in with Kristin Kreuk in being too perfect to be attractive.





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Found a bruise of some kind on her right arm on the first pic....is that a zit gone wrong or does she like it rough? That flaw made her just right. Now I'd do her even if she had herpes.

stucco
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Location: My mom

Post by stucco » 24 Nov 2004 21:20

Look at her, you can just tell she wants to have my babies.

FranklinJohnson
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Location: NY

Post by FranklinJohnson » 24 Nov 2004 23:47

I don't know, that bitch is hot, but something is funked about her face. It is round or some shit. Like her head is a tad too global. I'd still bang her till her head fell off though.

FluxCapacitor
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Joined: 30 Aug 2004 15:28

Post by FluxCapacitor » 25 Nov 2004 00:54

That picture where the nasty fingernail man has his hand around her waist is scary. Her smile....creepy.

iamthedevil60
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Post by iamthedevil60 » 25 Nov 2004 02:11

hmmm...

the picture would prolly have been better without the dress....

woulda been kinda cool if her shoulder strap fell off like it did in tara reid's case. aint sayin that she's got huge boobies...but jes right fer cuppin...heh...

:wub:

Edit:

Hi-res pics gives you X-ray vision...

Go superpowers!
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NatalieWong
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Post by NatalieWong » 25 Nov 2004 02:26

She has hairy arms. I mean, she's no Alyssa, but.......

I think I could get over it.

mondonga
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Post by mondonga » 25 Nov 2004 02:39

Hi-RES pics are the shit...
Can't wait to see cut scenes in HI-RES!!!

turbomedic
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Joined: 14 Nov 2004 11:43

Post by turbomedic » 25 Nov 2004 03:58

Wow, all 30 teeth visible.....her dentist visits must be easy......

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