I'm back, I think

eve · Post by **eve** » 27 Nov 2004 05:11

Thanks for the welcome backs.

onlyamereshadow · Post by **onlyamereshadow** » 27 Nov 2004 05:12

Fruity Loops wrote:
onlyamereshadow wrote:
the_lone_bard wrote: j
There is a post so full of deep philosophical meaning.
fucker

tucan

J-Mah · Post by **J-Mah** » 27 Nov 2004 05:17

Ni Hao

or if you don't understand mandarin

Hi there, welcome back.

DMBrules · Post by **DMBrules** » 27 Nov 2004 07:42

Forr the newbies: you suck.

<3
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(eve)</div><div class='quotemain'>The last 7 days have been extraordinarily boring[/quote]
I haven't done jack shit all week. I woke up at 5PM today <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>5PM</span>. I'm such a bum.

Lately all that Justin has been posting are hi-res pictures of celebrities

yeah it is starting to get boring...

welcome back and such ^_^

Post by **Justin** » 27 Nov 2004 07:47

no more pictures forever!

onlyamereshadow · Post by **onlyamereshadow** » 27 Nov 2004 07:48

:omfg: Say it ain't so!

Jonstafa · Post by **Jonstafa** » 27 Nov 2004 07:52

Justin wrote: no more pictures forever!

Is that a promise or a threat? :huh:

RKrispy · Post by **RKrispy** » 27 Nov 2004 08:27

Jonstafa wrote:
Justin wrote: no more pictures forever!
Is that a promise or a threat? :huh:

it's probably both! but I think it's a bluff

and also.

Welcome Back Eve, even though I don't know you and only looked at 1 paragraph...ok 2 sentences of your post.

mmkay, after finally reading the post, so sorry that your aren't/weren't feeling well, i've never read that book (probably wont either, unless assigned to read it). Seem's you dislike newbies, but all people started off somewhere as a newbie, hopefully the people you mentioned get better, and finally..........

<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>SHOW US UR BOOBS!</span>
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>just kidding</span>

puzzlehead · Post by **puzzlehead** » 27 Nov 2004 10:02

Welcome back, Eve! I'm not an old timer here by any means, just another newby (I suck). But I truly did enjoy reading your post and hope that you're feeling better and that your house has been properly aired out.

Happy holidays!

ActionJ60 · Post by **ActionJ60** » 27 Nov 2004 10:55

I truly believe that the malicious pandering I took from Eve about how much I suck will inspire me to pray for Thess and her mother. Although I already know I suck. Despite such a horrific lashing, I will take time out to pray for those who are on hard times. Welcome back Eve, and try to go about making such a heartfelt request in a more tactful way next time.

Nate · Post by **Nate** » 27 Nov 2004 11:17

I am a sucky newb, but I do say welcome back... and great choice of books, that one is very entertaining.

Teddy KGB · Post by **Teddy KGB** » 27 Nov 2004 11:34

Hey Beav(er),

I have only read East of Hedonism by Joan Onback, although it’s not a classic, it has been part of Hand-gela’s and Palm-ela’s bed-side, bathtub and bathroom buddy program. Oh yes it has whores in it too, Chinese, Japanese, and on-your-knees variety.
Lately the Hi-Res pics are just what the doctor ordered, as for the neutered children you like so much… all I can say is, “YOU PERV”.

I can relate with your 7 days of boring. I too have screwed whores 7 days straight and I must say you should be commended for doing it outside of the house 5 times and then to follow up with doing a doctor, not once but twice, all for a lousy pack of smokes?! I must also say to you that “human company” is overrated and “fresh air” is free. What you do with this revelation is up to you.

One thing that concerns me is the way you made your boyfriend come too early… don’t you know that when you make Turkey’s ejaculate early… it will most likely smell like garlic. But what is done is done and we must concentrate on how to remove all that garlic smelling cock snot from your place or you may suffocate you to death. May I suggest a new and highly criticized method called… demolition. Folks at “Extreme Makeover – Home Edition” may help.
I must commend you with having you American guests come later… and yes their come with smell normal, as long as you don’t change you plans and make them come too soon.

I’m a newbie and I love to suck…. Tits!

Son of Suzy Creamcheese · Post by **Son of Suzy Creamcheese** » 27 Nov 2004 12:29

Even though I have no idea who you are and you said I suck, I would still like to welcome you back with open arms and a bottle of cheap whiskey. Call me!

speakEz · Post by **speakEz** » 27 Nov 2004 14:17

eve-
your great!
(edit.... please show us your boobs. someone else said it and so i seconded it!........and i'm not kidding)

Post by **Justin** » 27 Nov 2004 19:15

no boobie pics! but there's always that classic <a href='http:///archives/596' target='_blank'>boobography</a> post of hers to read.

and of course, her classic <a href='http:///archives/749' target='_blank'>sex and gender rant</a> which in turn spawned <a href='http:///archives/890' target='_blank'>this classic response</a> from amy.

reading is good! pics are bad!!!

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