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wombler · Post by **wombler** » 30 Nov 2004 09:49

divrekku wrote:
a2k wrote:
Justin wrote:block of wood > hilary duff

or

block of wood = hilary duff?
Reminds me of something.....

knight - There are ways of telling if she is a witch. Tell me, what do you do with witches?
peasants - BURN!! BURN THEM!!

<snip>

#3 - ... If she weighs the same as a duck.... she's made of wood.
knight - And therefore?
#2 - A Witch!!!!
#3 - A WITCH!!!

So is it possible that if Duff = wood that she is a witch?

Discuss amongst yourselves!
W.T.F.
Morons like you give newbies a bad name
go away

No, it's morons like you don't know a classic Monty Python quote when they see one.

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well she turned me into a newt.
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: ...I got better.
Crowd: BURN HER ANYWAY.

Seriously · Post by **Seriously** » 30 Nov 2004 10:42

registeredpedophile wrote: Seriously get a life

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Mickeys45 · Post by **Mickeys45** » 30 Nov 2004 11:01

Someone said her mom was fat.

<a href='http://hilaryduff.org/pictures/thumbnails.php?album=285' target='_blank'>http://hilaryduff.org/pictures/thumbnai ... bum=285</a>

She only looks a little like Roseanne.

Whatever happened to Miranda from that show anyway? I think her name is LaLaine or something. I bet she grew up into a fine block of wood.

JRSiebz · Post by **JRSiebz** » 30 Nov 2004 14:51

the block of wood also has the same skin tone she does

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a2k · Post by **a2k** » 30 Nov 2004 15:23

wombler wrote:No, it's morons like you don't know a classic Monty Python quote when they see one.

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well she turned me into a newt.
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: ...I got better.
Crowd: BURN HER ANYWAY.

Thanx wombler. It's people like that guy divrekku that make me lose faith in the human race. I mean come on! how can you not know and love monty python. Also, even though I don't post I've been around this site for over a year now so go suck an egg divrekku. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Now YOU go away.... or I shall taunt you a second time!

lurkers away....

smittenboy · Post by **smittenboy** » 30 Nov 2004 20:33

It puts the lotion on its body!!!!

BizzLe · Post by **BizzLe** » 01 Dec 2004 07:56

a2k wrote:
wombler wrote:No, it's morons like you don't know a classic Monty Python quote when they see one.

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well she turned me into a newt.
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: ...I got better.
Crowd: BURN HER ANYWAY.
Thanx wombler. It's people like that guy divrekku that make me lose faith in the human race. I mean come on! how can you not know and love monty python. Also, even though I don't post I've been around this site for over a year now so go suck an egg divrekku. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Now YOU go away.... or I shall taunt you a second time!

lurkers away....

stfu both of you. I've wasted at least 30 seconds of my life reading your humourless british bullshit.

Ali G > Monty Python

a2k · Post by **a2k** » 01 Dec 2004 09:12

BizzLe wrote: stfu both of you. I've wasted at least 30 seconds of my life reading your humourless british bullshit.

Ali G > Monty Python

Oh no! 30 seconds! You lost half a minute you could've spent masturbating to worthless internet porn.

also....

Mel Brooks > Ali G + Monty Python

It's not about where its from or who made it. They're classics. But I wouldn't expect people under the age of 18 now to know anything about them.

BizzLe · Post by **BizzLe** » 01 Dec 2004 10:27

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(a2k)</div><div class='quotemain'>Oh no! 30 seconds! You lost half a minute you could've spent masturbating to worthless internet porn.
[/quote]
Good math, and it usually takes most people longer than half a minute (30 seconds) to get it out, you premature-ejaculating british asshole.

gmanslam · Post by **gmanslam** » 01 Dec 2004 12:02

i dont know where you guys are from but "wood" means that the girl is hot as hell, as in that girl is wood, screw the block of wood whatever that means

a2k · Post by **a2k** » 01 Dec 2004 13:47

BizzLe wrote: Good math, and it usually takes most people longer than half a minute (30 seconds) to get it out, you premature-ejaculating british asshole.

Too bad I'm not British. You know what they say about Assumptions. They make an ASS out of U and umption.

Also I'm not trying to have a war of words with you because I don't attack unarmed opponents. But I am curious about the personal attacks to my sexual stamina. Is it because you have nothing more clever to say or does it make you feel better to insult someone through the computer? Maybe its something else entirely I really am just guessing. If you feel the need to continue this verbal fencing I don't mind. I just want to know the reason you seem so bitter. It is a free posting board so others are entitled to their opinions(even ones that may differ from your own).

well that's it for now.. I'm eagerly anticipating the next gem you are willing to share with us.

divrekku · Post by **divrekku** » 01 Dec 2004 13:51

wombler wrote:
divrekku wrote:
a2k wrote: Reminds me of something.....

knight - There are ways of telling if she is a witch. Tell me, what do you do with witches?
peasants - BURN!! BURN THEM!!

<snip>

#3 - ... If she weighs the same as a duck.... she's made of wood.
knight - And therefore?
#2 - A Witch!!!!
#3 - A WITCH!!!

So is it possible that if Duff = wood that she is a witch?

Discuss amongst yourselves!
W.T.F.
Morons like you give newbies a bad name
go away
No, it's morons like you don't know a classic Monty Python quote when they see one.

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well she turned me into a newt.
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: ...I got better.
Crowd: BURN HER ANYWAY.

I know its a Monty Python quote. Monty Python sucks ass, admit it. The British are humorless (or humourless as it were). Don't give me that bullshit. The only good British humor is Mr. Bean, and it wasn't even that funny.

Jimmy Fallon>Monty Python
anyone not british>Monty Python

The only way we can get Monty Python out of our society is to QUIT QUOTING it.

JRSiebz · Post by **JRSiebz** » 01 Dec 2004 15:23

gmanslam wrote: i dont know where you guys are from but "wood" means that the girl is hot as hell, as in that girl is wood, screw the block of wood whatever that means

a girl being a block of wood, means she is a curvy as one. So more or less she'd be a trunk..

a2k · Post by **a2k** » 01 Dec 2004 15:40

divrekku wrote: I know its a Monty Python quote. Monty Python sucks ass, admit it. The British are humorless (or humourless as it were). Don't give me that bullshit. The only good British humor is Mr. Bean, and it wasn't even that funny.

Jimmy Fallon>Monty Python
anyone not british>Monty Python

The only way we can get Monty Python out of our society is to QUIT QUOTING it.

Mr Bean's show is the best. The movie was ok. But Johnny English sucked ballz. Kinda went down hill. I did like his role in Rat Race. the narcoleptic foreigner. Priceless.

Um... Jimmy Fallon is very untalented. Some of his skits may be funny but its because they have good writers. Farrell, Farley, hell even Sandler are better than fallon. I've lost a lot of interest in SNL since those guys moved on and the new ones aren't nearly as good. But I think its just cuz they're from my generation. The same thing happened when the old school guys moved on(Chevy Chase, Martin Short, etc) Everyone who loved them didnt' think the new ones were as good.

BizzLe · Post by **BizzLe** » 01 Dec 2004 16:21

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(a2k)</div><div class='quotemain'>Too bad I'm not British. You know what they say about Assumptions. They make an ASS out of U and umption.
[/quote]
Assuumption?
A2k your responses are long, boring and hopeless. I don't even feel like hurting your feelings anymore. It's like throwing rocks at someone in a wheelchair.

divrekku wrote:The British are humorless (or humourless as it were).

:rolleyes:
I'm Canadian, we add letters sometimes.

color = colour...........etc..... <_<

I can't think of anymore...

Either way, don't be a smartass to me ever again. I shouldn't have too much trouble insulting a guy whose avatar is two monkeys fucking doggystyle---one of them apparently taking a shit. Pretty sick man.

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