Hi Res Hilary Duff

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Mickeys45
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Post by Mickeys45 » 30 Nov 2004 05:47

Looks like shes got graves disease or some other kind of thyroid disorder. Those cankles are unnatural. :bah:
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a2k
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Post by a2k » 30 Nov 2004 05:55

Justin wrote:block of wood > hilary duff

or

block of wood = hilary duff?
Reminds me of something.....

knight - There are ways of telling if she is a witch. Tell me, what do you do with witches?
peasants - BURN!! BURN THEM!!
knight - and what do you burn apart from witches?
peasant #1 - MORE WITCHES!!!!
peasant #2 - wood!
knight - So why do witches burn?
#1 - Cuz they're made of wood?
Knight - GOOD! So how do we tell if she is made of wood?
peasant #3 - Build a bridge out of her!
knight - Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
#3 - Oh, yeah.
knight - Does wood sink in water?
#3 - No, no it doesnt.
#2 - It floats!
#3 - Throw her into the pond!!!
knight - What also floats in water?
#3 - Bread!
#2 - apples!
#1 - very small rocks!
king arthur - A DUCK!
knight - Exactly! So, logically....
#3 - ... If she weighs the same as a duck.... she's made of wood.
knight - And therefore?
#2 - A Witch!!!!
#3 - A WITCH!!!

So is it possible that if Duff = wood that she is a witch?

Discuss amongst yourselves!
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ballmode
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Post by ballmode » 30 Nov 2004 06:07

Well I saw a making of the video of her, and her mom is fat. Maybe that is why she is getting larger.
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tnalover
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Post by tnalover » 30 Nov 2004 06:13

KELLY CLARKSON!!
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MarsGwar
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Post by MarsGwar » 30 Nov 2004 06:20

kelly's no size 2 or 10 for that matter
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EternalValidity
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Post by EternalValidity » 30 Nov 2004 06:40

april wrote:
FSU350Z wrote:Automatic 3 point (or 30%) reduction if the ankles are thicker than the neck.
heh, i was going to say the same thing - those dumb shoes give her cankles!
April, you took the words right out of my mouth..poor girl has cankles!
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half a nip
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Post by half a nip » 30 Nov 2004 07:09

what disturbing blend of childhood innocence and adult sexuality

Oh, and Hilary's pretty hot too. Too bad she's so short
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iamthedevil60
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Post by iamthedevil60 » 30 Nov 2004 07:27

Diseased Avril > Hillary "Cankles" Duff
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Meowth
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Post by Meowth » 30 Nov 2004 07:28

Justin wrote:feet looker.

i didn't even notice that she wasn't wearing any shoes in the second pic.

then again i never even really looked at all the pictures before i posted them up!

i spent more time photoshopping that block of wood than i did looking at the actual pics.

block of wood > hilary duff

or

block of wood = hilary duff???
Don't be so rude with the Wood, please.
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divrekku
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Location: Seattle, WA

Post by divrekku » 30 Nov 2004 08:32

a2k wrote:
Justin wrote:block of wood > hilary duff

or

block of wood = hilary duff?
Reminds me of something.....

knight - There are ways of telling if she is a witch. Tell me, what do you do with witches?
peasants - BURN!! BURN THEM!!
knight - and what do you burn apart from witches?
peasant #1 - MORE WITCHES!!!!
peasant #2 - wood!
knight - So why do witches burn?
#1 - Cuz they're made of wood?
Knight - GOOD! So how do we tell if she is made of wood?
peasant #3 - Build a bridge out of her!
knight - Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
#3 - Oh, yeah.
knight - Does wood sink in water?
#3 - No, no it doesnt.
#2 - It floats!
#3 - Throw her into the pond!!!
knight - What also floats in water?
#3 - Bread!
#2 - apples!
#1 - very small rocks!
king arthur - A DUCK!
knight - Exactly! So, logically....
#3 - ... If she weighs the same as a duck.... she's made of wood.
knight - And therefore?
#2 - A Witch!!!!
#3 - A WITCH!!!

So is it possible that if Duff = wood that she is a witch?

Discuss amongst yourselves!
W.T.F.
Morons like you give newbies a bad name
go away
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registeredpedophile
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Post by registeredpedophile » 30 Nov 2004 08:40

Shit you people say she is fugly, say she is fat, and say she looks like a block of wood but most of you people would be lucky to hit this.Image



Seriously get a life, jesus some of you are 36 year old men in thier parents basements looking at child porn.
Sign: A concerned 17 year old


P.S I think she is hot!
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heineken
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Post by heineken » 30 Nov 2004 08:45

registeredpedophile wrote: Image
> Duff
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Oasa
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Post by Oasa » 30 Nov 2004 08:51

What a prude ^ that woman is. I want MORE!!!
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registeredpedophile
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Post by registeredpedophile » 30 Nov 2004 08:53

you know she isn't that bad she would be even hotter if she had a tan and a guy other than joel from good charlotte.
Now talk about ugly is that girl three to the left on the banner
Image

jesus she if fugly as hell.
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Sadistic
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Post by Sadistic » 30 Nov 2004 09:06

hahaha that block of wood was the best thing ive seen on this site since psycho girl :D
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