Hi Res Denise, Jessica & Emmy

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oz_sequel
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Post by oz_sequel » 18 Dec 2004 20:57

Titleist wrote:And you can masturbate to the film without any of those people in the audience knowing.
ha ha,

until i ejaculate all over the film, which causes a stop in the show - which causes people in the auddience to get mad - which causes the manager to come up and catch me with my pance down, still with half a bar....

ba booooooooooom...... :weep: :weep: :weep:
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Titleist
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Post by Titleist » 18 Dec 2004 21:06

The thrill is all about the possibility of being caught.

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Post by oz_sequel » 18 Dec 2004 21:15

yes, but you'd be fucked if you ever did....


edit:
off topic - titleist., do u even play golf.... whats you handicap, and where do u play??????
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Titleist
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Post by Titleist » 18 Dec 2004 21:22

Yeah, I play...if you can call it that. I go for fun like once a month if I'm lucky and if my friends can get time off to play. No handicap yet because I haven't been that consistent. The last time, I shot a 84 at a par 72. :( But I use to shoot in the 90's.


I wouldn't mind letting the cart girl catch me masturbating. They're all usually hot. And barely legal. I'm going to jail.
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righthandofgod
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Post by righthandofgod » 18 Dec 2004 22:52

Its really funny at my movie theatre, the person selling tickets and collecting them and selling food there are girls and hot but the people that come in with a flashlight they are always looking deformed and fat and retarted so if i was masturbating it would be akward and hed say some weird shit like what do we have here

serious
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Post by serious » 18 Dec 2004 22:53

huh?

iamthedevil60
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Post by iamthedevil60 » 18 Dec 2004 23:57

serious wrote:huh?
Second that...

What R u talking about again?? U mean u actually jack off at the movies?? :blink:

The Dude
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Post by The Dude » 19 Dec 2004 00:59

I'm loving the Denise Richards set. Muy caliente in my opinion. :wub:

the_lone_bard
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Post by the_lone_bard » 19 Dec 2004 01:06

Oddly I liked the Emmy Set best...

JordanSnowSucks
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Post by JordanSnowSucks » 19 Dec 2004 01:17

I like emmy. shes cute. too bad jessica alba fell off the face of the earth.

Elder Young
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Post by Elder Young » 19 Dec 2004 01:25

Emmy's never really turned me on. By the way, who is the old guy with the fake tan? He's kinda creepy. Even though this isn't her best set of pictures, Alba has the hottest of these three sets.

The Dude
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Post by The Dude » 19 Dec 2004 02:00

Elder Young wrote:By the way, who is the old guy with the fake tan?  He's kinda creepy.
I believe it's that dude from "60 Minutes". Wow, I have no life. :cry:

IlLMaTiC718
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Post by IlLMaTiC718 » 19 Dec 2004 02:07

Jessica Alba is 10 times hotter than those other 2 chicks.

The Dude
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Post by The Dude » 19 Dec 2004 02:15

IlLMaTiC718 wrote:Jessica Alba is 10 times hotter than those other 2 chicks.
Wigger.

IlLMaTiC718
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Post by IlLMaTiC718 » 19 Dec 2004 02:20

The Dude wrote:
IlLMaTiC718 wrote:Jessica Alba is 10 times hotter than those other 2 chicks.
Wigger.

<----------------NOT WHITE, DICK. Thank God. :D
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