Hi Res Denise, Jessica & Emmy

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Mr. Buttfister
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Post by Mr. Buttfister » 19 Dec 2004 02:20

they love the cocaine

The Dude
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Post by The Dude » 19 Dec 2004 02:31

IlLMaTiC718 wrote:<----------------NOT WHITE, DICK. Thank God. :D
Spink.
Last edited by The Dude on 19 Dec 2004 02:32, edited 1 time in total.

IlLMaTiC718
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Post by IlLMaTiC718 » 19 Dec 2004 02:40

The Dude wrote:
IlLMaTiC718 wrote:<----------------NOT WHITE, DICK. Thank God. :D
Spink.
Ok DUDE.

CJP
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Post by CJP » 19 Dec 2004 02:58

Helliax wrote: what's that thing stickign out of the top of her dress? Are those things to make her chest look larger
<a href='http://www.thatsjustnotright.com/movies ... sum10.html' target='_blank'>pic 10</a>
Ya those are definitely breast enhancers in pics 8 and 10. Strange how Ashlee Simpson gets rocked for a fake voice, but chicks with fake tits get all the glory. But these aren't even fake tits, they are fake fake tits. Too scared for surgery but you do anal. WTF missy. Apparently they make the fake fake tits in gel and they can have nippples - no word if there are Tara Reid-style FUBAR nips.

I guess the guy in Animal House was disappointed when that underage chick he drunked was all Kleenex but imagine getting a hand full of silicone. WTF are you supposed to do at this point, throw them at her and vomit in her concave chest receptacles?

<a href='http://www.thatsjustnotright.com/movies ... ssum8.html' target='_blank'>pic 8</a>

The fake fake tits are also in pic 8, but what the heck is that orange stuff in her mouth. I mean I ate a lot of oranges that night, but when she sucked me off for ATM I didn't think that happened. I guess I gotta start eating more coconuts to get my colour back or something.

joemizzle
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Post by joemizzle » 19 Dec 2004 03:47

I think it's pretty official...

Denise Richards is the hottest mom ever.

kvl
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Post by kvl » 19 Dec 2004 03:57

Also official: CJP is a retard.

rtfreed
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Post by rtfreed » 19 Dec 2004 04:32

Helliax wrote: what's that thing stickign out of the top of her dress? Are those things to make her chest look larger
One night, while I couldn't sleep, I think I saw something like that on an infomercial. If it's what I saw that night, I think it's some kind of strapless bra that's suppose to make her chest look larger.

1984
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Post by 1984 » 19 Dec 2004 04:37

I believe it's the <a href='https://www.asseenontvnetwork.com/vcc/t ... ra/122817/' target='_blank'>natural bra</a>.

justdoit4ac
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Post by justdoit4ac » 19 Dec 2004 04:47

Denise and Jessica are way hotter than Emmy.

ps. she should at least get implants if she wants bigger boobs so bad

Sunstrider
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Post by Sunstrider » 19 Dec 2004 05:44

Emmy Rossum looks like the retarded cousin of Brittany Murphy in some of those pictures.
Denise Richards is hot but after looking at her Playboy PICS I think she looks better in clothes. It's hard to explain why but some women just look better dressed.
Jessica Alba is just plain HOT! I can't wait to see her running around in spandex in the Fantastic Four movie. I just wish she was a better actress. She's top on my list second only to Scarlett.

The Dude
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Post by The Dude » 19 Dec 2004 05:45

CJP wrote:<a href='http://www.thatsjustnotright.com/movies ... ssum8.html' target='_blank'>pic 8</a>
Jesus Christ! Motherfucking hyena in the house! :omfg:

IlLMaTiC718
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Post by IlLMaTiC718 » 19 Dec 2004 05:48

rtfreed wrote:
Helliax wrote: what's that thing stickign out of the top of her dress? Are those things to make her chest look larger
One night, while I couldn't sleep, I think I saw something like that on an infomercial. If it's what I saw that night, I think it's some kind of strapless bra that's suppose to make her chest look larger.

Same thing here, I believe they're called curves.

lemailme
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Post by lemailme » 19 Dec 2004 06:11

emma rossum got murdered in mystic river...she was dancing on the bar in a skirt....hot.

mikesisgod
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Post by mikesisgod » 19 Dec 2004 07:42

denise richards>jessica alba>emmy rossum

Pred
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Post by Pred » 19 Dec 2004 10:17

mikesisgod wrote:denise richards>jessica alba>emmy rossum
Are you dyslexic, because you have it all backwards?

It goes like this:

emmy>alba>richards

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