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Post by Justin » 26 Dec 2004 18:39

To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: Laguna fucking beach
From: taylorjn
Date: Sun, 26 Dec 2004 03:05:56 -0500


Interesting site

I get lots of kicks from your site and find myself every so often checking it out when i finally peel my ass away from crazyshit.com. Anyway you are slacking. I mean shit ya G4TV fucking sucks yeah but laguna beach is what fucking sucks.

What is this shit? A bunch a whining fucking sluts and boyfriend hopping and shit fucking stupid.  Reality TV is fucking stupid where do they get off on this shit. Everybody involved in the reality TV generation movement that has taken the american public is fucking dumb - i hate them and it and america

Post some damn pictures of Kristin and LC though cuz they are hot and i want them naked too.

Oh and that Julie Stoffers bitch sucks ass

Laguna Fucking Beach. What an amazing show that is. Goddamn bunch of spoiled rich kids. Seriously, do people like this REALLY exist? Rich blonde 17 and 18 year old bitches who like to party. Which includes going to Cabo for Spring Break, getting drunk, jumping on the bar and table dancing for a bunch of dudes of course, and then having sex with other girl's boyfriends. Scandalous! And, it seems like these kids don't even have parents because you barely even see them throughout the series. You just see kids blowing cash, driving around in their Mercedes, and lounging around in big houses and shit. Some of them are some really cute though.

So it's supposed to be a 'real' reality show, starring real OC kids. It's the real OC as MTV puts it. But i have a hard time believing that it's not scripted. Then again, you really couldn't really script the stupidity that comes out these kids. So at the very least, the show's definitely got to be planned. Or staged. There's no way they could have gotten such perfect looking shots without at least staging some of them. That said, i hate everyone on this show. All of them. All stupid.

But you're right though. That LC is hot. Her and that Kristin slut. Not sure which one i'd do more given the chance but if it came down to Kristin, she'd have to leave that twitbag Lo at home though. Lo seems.. i don't even know how to describe her. But evenso, Kristin; that girl is such a serious cunt rag. I swear to God. I'd totally run over her with a car if i saw her. I didn't think it was possible for someone to be such a complete and total fucking bitch all the time.

I'd still fuck her though. She kinda looks like an Olsen twin.

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Post by ihatepeople » 26 Dec 2004 19:15

Well, I would make a insightful and intelligent comment on this post, but the thing is that I have absolutely NO idea what you people are talking about.

I guess I can thank being too poor for basic cable for that one....

p.s. LOOK!! I didn't put "FIRST POST" or anyhing!!!

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Post by Justin » 26 Dec 2004 19:25

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Post by william » 26 Dec 2004 19:29

I'd hit Kirsten, but only if she wears a gag. Kirsten > LC.

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Post by iamthedevil60 » 26 Dec 2004 20:02

Yea...I think Kirsten is better than LC as well. Besides...LC is fat.
I don't like fat. She's got them elephant thighs... :ph34r:

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Post by Smash » 26 Dec 2004 20:08

That dude's email made me slightly confused...

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Post by Justin » 26 Dec 2004 20:10

you're too old for mtv

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Post by Dex » 26 Dec 2004 20:27

Smash is too old for LOTSA things.

French Toast Please.

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Post by super ninja dog » 26 Dec 2004 20:35

I fuckin live in the OC, and really real money pours in here like no tomorrow, thats why at the bitches are crack hoe out and the guys lazy as shit pies.....

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Post by vxvhedpevxv » 26 Dec 2004 22:59

Id poon them all in the ass

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Post by efilflah » 27 Dec 2004 02:26

Reality TV is ze devil.

I haven't seen this one, I can't be arsed with it just like I can't be arsed with the hundreds of others.

The novelty wore off about the same time the first Big Brother series ended.

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Post by Elder Young » 27 Dec 2004 02:36

I've seen a lot of stupid TV in my life, but Laguna Beach is the first show that infuriates me. The guys play golf all day. The girls go shopping all day and talk behind each other's backs. Then they go out and party all night and whine about how their boyfriend is cheating on them with one of the other girls. Get some new non-slutty friends and quit your bitching. Enough ranting, I agree that I'd hit Kristin if I could get her to stop being a bitch.

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Post by raider » 27 Dec 2004 03:47

Fact is; Justin, you have a boring life.

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Post by spin0spin0suga » 27 Dec 2004 03:58

Laguna Beach is a terribly boring show and I hate them for using the Postal Service in their intro. And I hate OC for using Phantom Planet. :angry:
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Post by Justin » 27 Dec 2004 05:17

raider wrote:Fact is; Justin, you have a boring life.
this is true

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