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Justin
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Post by Justin » 29 Dec 2004 11:48

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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: Battle of the Bruces
From: "Jimbo" <font color="#F5EFDD">omgyoufoundoutyouwinprize!</font>
Date: Sun, May 19 2002 2:01:07 PM +0100

Who would win in a fight: Bruce Lee, Bruce Willis, or Bruce Campbell? It's a tough call, so I thought I'd ask an expert. Anyone who runs a kick-ass site like yours should be able to help me out here.

keep on rocking
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Dear Jimbo,

First off, you drink too much.

Secondly, Bruce Lee would make mince-meat out of the other two. And it's not because he knows martial arts. It's because he knows martial arts, <i>and he's dead</i>!

Sure, zombie hunter Bruce Campbell has a chainsaw for a hand. But even a chainsaw is no match for a muscle-bound, double nunchuck wielding Zombie Bruce Lee. He'll butterfly kick the brain right out of Campbell's head and then EAT IT.

I suppose Willis does have that little snot nosed sidekick who can see dead people. But I don't remember hearing the kid say "I see dead people, and i can kick their dead ass." Especially not if the dead guy is Bruce Lee.

Besides, if <A HREF="/movies/brucekareem.jpg" target="_blank">this guy</A> couldn't beat him, how could anyone?

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Post by J-Mah » 29 Dec 2004 11:50

First post!

Is this a trick question? Bruce Lee of course.

He's one bad ass asian.

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Post by Smash » 29 Dec 2004 11:51

I can't believe anyone even wanted to include Bruce Campbell in the debate.

:(

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Post by joemizzle » 29 Dec 2004 12:21

3rd!!!

Does it have to be Bruce Willis or can it be one of his characters? Because I think it would be hard to best John McClain!!

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Post by fallingcripple » 29 Dec 2004 12:21

That's Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, the fact the he was sensitive to light helped Bruce Lee defeat him. Great part though. Bruce Lee could kick all their asses, just don't give him advil or whatever...

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Post by keno » 29 Dec 2004 12:57

Yep, Bruce Lee hads down. :ph34r:

btw, who the fuck is Bruce Campbell?

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Post by erik_shmerik » 29 Dec 2004 13:00

in reality? i'd go with bruce lee...

then again, in a movie, i'd say willis. that dude seems to be able to kick people's ass with glass and giant cuts on his feet.

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Post by Phife » 29 Dec 2004 13:02

Bruce Lee kicked everyone's ass that he ever fought...well minus his big loss to Chuck Norris!...

Since Walker Texas Ranger wasn't on the list, it has to be Bruce Lee!

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Post by Dex » 29 Dec 2004 14:17

I'm surprised Justin talked about Bruce Lee & martial arts, and didn't say "Karate Explosion"

:ph34r:

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Post by ruprechtjones » 29 Dec 2004 14:26

Bruce Campbell would pwn them all, and do it with a witty remark. Never underestimate the power of S-Mart's top of the line shotgun.

He'd blow multiple holes in that Bruce Lee ghost and his punk ghost-son Brandon all whilst making eyes at the girl...










groovy.

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Post by Bartman387 » 29 Dec 2004 14:44

Are we talking about these guys in real life or as one of their movies characters??

Real Life:
Bruce Lee, he would pwn, the other two are stupid actors!

Movies:
I would say Bruce Willis from Unbreakable would win, he's a fucking Super Hero for christs sake!

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Post by oz_sequel » 29 Dec 2004 17:24

Justin wrote:To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: Battle of the Bruces
From: "Jimbo"
Date: Sun, May 19 2002 2:01:07 PM +0100
Justin, that emails more than 2 years old....

How often do u check ur email?


Back on subject - Bruce Lee, with his hands tied behind his back...

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Post by WP_LeGeNd » 29 Dec 2004 17:29

bruce wayne would kick all them asses!!!

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Post by iamthedevil60 » 29 Dec 2004 19:11

Bruce Almighty...

He's God :ph34r:

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Post by JustSumDude » 29 Dec 2004 19:20

WP_LeGeNd wrote:bruce wayne would kick all them asses!!!
<span style='font-family:tahoma'><span style='color:green'>I concur with the junkie.







Fourteenth post.</span></span>

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