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UncleMao
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Post by UncleMao » 03 Jul 2004 08:44

Seriously wrote: <span style='color:maroon'>See that?

He's too manly for all those fucking queers. He's manly enough to talk about "back when".

A lot of things happened "back when", black people couldn't go to the same places as white people, women weren't allowed to vote, blah blah blah. Acceptability changes.

But that doesn't matter,

what matters is you're a big, hairy, decisive hulk of a man and I want your mouth on my cock right now.

Don't keep me waiting, sugar-buns.</span>
*Grabs a banjo and starts playing the "Deliverance" theme*

Blackfire
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Post by Blackfire » 03 Jul 2004 11:04

Who said these guys are queer. They do that shit all the time on Jackass and that doesnt make them queer. Crazy maybe, but not queer

humaneraser
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Post by humaneraser » 03 Jul 2004 11:10

Blackfire wrote: Who said these guys are queer. They do that shit all the time on Jackass and that doesnt make them queer. Crazy maybe, but not queer
Exactly. I fail to see how this makes them gay. What I do see is a straight up homophobe in Tankz.

Seriously
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Post by Seriously » 03 Jul 2004 12:46

<span style='color:maroon'>I mean, yeah

Jesus fucking Christ

We're all just trying to get along in this world and it's hard enough without some stupid shallow-minded hate clouding your judgement. That's the only point I'm trying to make.

I know I may be making you uncomfortable, but Tankz, what did gay people do to you?

You want what you want and they want what they want.

Dislike it if you want, you can think it's disgusting, but this whole shit about beating gay people and slitting their throats is just fucked the fuck up.

Why do you care? No one's trying to convert you. Just let them live their life. No one's going for your kids either, there's no evil agenda. I can bet you about a dollar that society isn't going to crumble because of where someone wants to stick their cock or tongue or whatever. Society changes, it always changes, that's the point. Society is supposed to make it where everybody can live and be happy.

It just doesn't fucking mean anything when you protest so goddamn loudly.


Goddamit, I shouldn't post when I'm drunk. I get emotional, I take up causes, I care.

I shouldn't do that. It's stupid. I'm stupid for doing it.

Blargh. I don't care.

Does it make you happy?</span>

UncleMao
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Post by UncleMao » 03 Jul 2004 12:49

Seriously wrote: <span style='color:maroon'>I mean, yeah

Jesus fucking Christ

We're all just trying to get along in this world and it's hard enough without some stupid shallow-minded hate clouding your judgement. That's the only point I'm trying to make.

I know I may be making you uncomfortable, but Tankz, what did gay people do to you?

You want what you want and they want what they want.

Dislike it if you want, you can think it's disgusting, but this whole shit about beating gay people and slitting their throats is just fucked the fuck up.

Why do you care? No one's trying to convert you. Just let them live their life. No one's going for your kids either, there's no evil agenda. I can bet you about a dollar that society isn't going to crumble because of where someone wants to stick their cock or tongue or whatever. Society changes, it always changes, that's the point. Society is supposed to make it where everybody can live and be happy.

It just doesn't fucking mean anything when you protest so goddamn loudly.


Goddamit, I shouldn't post when I'm drunk. I get emotional, I take up causes, I care.

I shouldn't do that. It's stupid. I'm stupid for doing it.

Blargh. I don't care.

Does it make you happy?</span>
Erm. What are you drinking? I need some of whatever you drank the next time I need to work on an essay.

Seriously
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Post by Seriously » 03 Jul 2004 12:53

<span style='color:maroon'>Jack Daniels.

It's always Jack Daniels.

Tequila is only for parties and I've never had good vodka in my life.

Always whiskey.

Fuck.</span>

humaneraser
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Post by humaneraser » 03 Jul 2004 12:55

Seriously wrote: <span style='color:maroon'>Jack Daniels.

It's always Jack Daniels.

Tequila is only for parties and I've never had good vodka in my life.

Always whiskey.

Fuck.</span>
Nice choice! Liquor is better than beer, most of the time, at least in my eyes, and liver...

Creepy Bob
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Post by Creepy Bob » 03 Jul 2004 13:00

The blood hound gang does it too. I really want to get that dvd "One Fierce Beer Run" . I don't see what the big deal is about gays. I don't like to see gay porn or anything, but no one is bothering me. And most homosexuals I know are quite funny.

pangwinking
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Post by pangwinking » 03 Jul 2004 13:05

Bob wrote: And most homosexuals I know are quite funny.
I know! Justin is fucking hilarious!

Tankz
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Post by Tankz » 03 Jul 2004 19:31

Seriously wrote: <span style='color:maroon'>I mean, yeah

Jesus fucking Christ

We're all just trying to get along in this world and it's hard enough without some stupid shallow-minded hate clouding your judgement. That's the only point I'm trying to make.

I know I may be making you uncomfortable, but Tankz, what did gay people do to you?

You want what you want and they want what they want.

Dislike it if you want, you can think it's disgusting, but this whole shit about beating gay people and slitting their throats is just fucked the fuck up.

Why do you care? No one's trying to convert you. Just let them live their life. No one's going for your kids either, there's no evil agenda. I can bet you about a dollar that society isn't going to crumble because of where someone wants to stick their cock or tongue or whatever. Society changes, it always changes, that's the point. Society is supposed to make it where everybody can live and be happy.

It just doesn't fucking mean anything when you protest so goddamn loudly.


Goddamit, I shouldn't post when I'm drunk. I get emotional, I take up causes, I care.

I shouldn't do that. It's stupid. I'm stupid for doing it.

Blargh. I don't care.

Does it make you happy?</span>
Jesus fucking Christ to you too. I am joking faggot. I don't care what the fags do as long as I don't see it. However, as you mentioned, society is changing and I see it on TV all the fucking time and it pisses me off. That is probably the only reason I get pissed off, when I see it on TV. I vomit for the rest of the day and it usually ruins my week. Now calm your ass down and stop acting gay, because that definitely is not cool. Unless you are not acting. Then you are instantly cool! YAY! Shut up.

Seriously
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Post by Seriously » 03 Jul 2004 20:18

<span style='color:maroon'>I found your joke about as funny as you found mine.

Whatever, I'm sick of this too.</span>

pevee
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Post by pevee » 03 Jul 2004 22:52

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TANX....

<a href='http://www.are-you-gay.com' target='_blank'>Are you gay?</a>
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Creepy Bob
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Post by Creepy Bob » 03 Jul 2004 23:05

Hey that is embus's job to post the super gross pictures!

kennypua
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Post by kennypua » 03 Jul 2004 23:08

That's just fucking disgusting.




For posting that, your punishment should be 1000 lashes of this guy's penis to your face. Then death by a pencil through your heart.

pevee
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Post by pevee » 03 Jul 2004 23:19

kennypua wrote: That's just fucking disgusting.




For posting that, your punishment should be 1000 lashes of this guy's penis to your face. Then death by a pencil through your heart.
mmmmmmm... penis lashings.....

yummy.

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