PART OF THE BOARDS FORMERLY KNOWN AS TJNR

Post by **Justin** » 06 Jul 2004 06:35

------------------<i>
To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: ..I love you..
From: Lipglossdstars
Date: Mon, 5 Jul 2004 16:25:30 EDT

Hey, I just had to tell you that I love you and your site. And when I say 'I love you'.. I mean, I really do love you. I want to marry you. But no, really..I love your site and all of the beautiful broads you post pictures of. I can even forgive you for choosing Avril over Ashlee Simpson, after all.. what would our relationship, er.. my out of control obsession with you be without forgiveness, right?

Oh, one more thing.. since you seem to enjoy spider-man so much, I thought you would like to see some pictures of some other crazed fans. My personal favorite is #5.

<A HREF="http://www.livejournal.com/community/ho ... /3611.html" target="_blank">hot_pants_crew: Spidy is down with the hot pants crowd!</A>

<3 Deana
---------------</i>

Oh God that's so hot. The e-mail i mean. Not those pics in that link. Which, if you haven't already checked it out, WTF??????

I'll say it again, WTF??????

But yeah, on a related note, Spider-Man 2. $180.1 mil baby. Sam Raimi, you have a <i>hell</i> of a lot to be proud of. *two thumbs up* You are officially my most favoritest director EVER. GOOD. FUCKING. JOB.

Anyhow, Deana. <3 back atcha.

Yep. Chicks dig the site.

radish01001 · Post by **radish01001** » 06 Jul 2004 06:36

psh I get emails like that everyday minus the pictures

kvl · Post by **kvl** » 06 Jul 2004 06:40

What the fuck was that? I click on the link thinking "oh, hot pants. Chicks wear hot pants. It must be a hto chick dressed up like spider-man but in hotpants instead of the tights. Boy was i wrong. Instead i get a fat naked man painted up to look like he is wearing a costume.

Disturbing on many levels.

Post by **Justin** » 06 Jul 2004 06:43

radish01001 wrote: psh I get emails like that everyday minus the pictures

YOU LIE

DON'T LIE

NGEddie · Post by **NGEddie** » 06 Jul 2004 06:47

Why does Justin get all the chicks? The real entertainment is on the boards!!!

I want net hags too

Post by **Justin** » 06 Jul 2004 07:02

now if i could only get fansigns from these girls

preferably something like this

but with no shirt

ah wishful thinking

i'd settle for a picture of girl wearing 4 layers of clothes and a ski mask

Dex · Post by **Dex** » 06 Jul 2004 07:08

Justin wrote: i'd settle for a picture of girl wearing 4 layers of clothes and a ski mask

How would you know it was a girl?

:unsure:

::gets camera ready::

:ph34r:

Post by **Justin** » 06 Jul 2004 07:10

good point.

i never get any fansigns anymore!

i think the last one i got was in 2002! what the hell!

okay that's a lie. maybe 2003. but still!!

NGEddie · Post by **NGEddie** » 06 Jul 2004 07:31

I'd make you one but I dont think you'd want it anyway!!

There's enough new fubar ladies around that I'm sure you'd get them rolling in... I hate you.

halla · Post by **halla** » 06 Jul 2004 07:42

Yes, yes get all the ladies and make a new Manson type following. Damn you Justin and your pimpin' ways. No, I mean way to go.

James Earl Jones · Post by **James Earl Jones** » 06 Jul 2004 08:47

When you get guys emailing you emails like so, then you know you're just plan cool.

reservrdg8 · Post by **reservrdg8** » 06 Jul 2004 08:47

It's all because Justin is one sexy bitch, unlike that Spiderman dude. I think my penis packed up its balls and ran after seeing those pics. Gross.

Eamon Angelface · Post by **Eamon Angelface** » 06 Jul 2004 08:54

I don't get it. What the hell did he hope to accomplish by taking those pictures? I hope that paint was toxic.

The DeAdLy SuPeRMaN · Post by **The DeAdLy SuPeRMaN** » 06 Jul 2004 09:34

Those pictures were awful, but congrats on the new, as NGEddie put it "net hag". And this time, one that didn't mention molesting your butthole.

On a side note: What happened to Jenn anyway? She disappeared for a while then came back then disappeared again.

ryancook · Post by **ryancook** » 06 Jul 2004 10:03

holy poo...spidey nuts

good to see you have the middle-aged-white-male-likes-to-play-dress-up audience justin!

keepin' it real

<3

Who is online