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Seriously
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Post by Seriously » 09 Jul 2004 21:28

<span style='color:maroon'>Dude, you could totally give it a blow-job while both fingering and anally fisting it, how could you not?

You could play with its nuts and clit at the same time!

69? More like 699!

I mean, the stories alone...</span>

JoeShmo
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Post by JoeShmo » 09 Jul 2004 22:03

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WP_LeGeNd
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Post by WP_LeGeNd » 09 Jul 2004 22:44

omg that story made me so horny...

egocentricman
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Post by egocentricman » 09 Jul 2004 23:15

real342 wrote: I think if Kristin Kreuk asked me to do her, and she ended up being a shemale, I'm pretty sure (to quote someone) "I'd still hit it".
For that chick? .. it'd be worth it.. I'd have to take his/her secret to the grave, though

patten
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Post by patten » 10 Jul 2004 01:12

I'll give "it" my 'O' Face!

Sunstrider
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Post by Sunstrider » 10 Jul 2004 01:25

Dex wrote:
Sunstrider wrote:
dryden wrote: shemales cocks were bigger than their own.
Chicks with dicks that will put your to shame. How sad.
Enough with the Clerks quotes!! :omfg:
How about enough of your bitching.

dogolopee
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Post by dogolopee » 10 Jul 2004 02:03

Don't you all see it is part of Justin's master plan to slowly turn every guy on earth gayer than him so girls have no chioce but to date him?

hoodoo
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Post by hoodoo » 10 Jul 2004 02:03

Sunstrider wrote:
Dex wrote:
Sunstrider wrote:
dryden wrote: shemales cocks were bigger than their own.
Chicks with dicks that will put your to shame. How sad.
Enough with the Clerks quotes!! :omfg:
How about enough of your bitching.
On his birthday too. You bastard. For shame!

SunDevilZac
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Post by SunDevilZac » 10 Jul 2004 06:01

YEA DUDE THAT BITCH WAS HOT!!!!111

SHEMALES GO WOOOOO!!!!!!!!

zebra
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Post by zebra » 10 Jul 2004 06:05

ok...that's just wrong

Serra
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Post by Serra » 10 Jul 2004 06:36

pwn3d wrote: damn, I got pwn3d&nbsp; :blink:

could this be a photoshop, or is that for real?&nbsp; it totally looks female... except in the last couple there the stomach might be a bit of a tipoff
No he doesn't. He has man hands. Compare the shape of a woman's and man's hands and you will see she is all shemale!

GiantPeach
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Post by GiantPeach » 10 Jul 2004 06:45

And these...transtesticles...How's that for a Sunday surprise? You meet the girl of your dreams, you wine her, you dine her, you take her home and put your hand down her pants, you're holding onto a tree trunk. What do you say, "Hey, for a chick you got some set of balls!"

gp.

Sunstrider
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Post by Sunstrider » 10 Jul 2004 14:09

hoodoo wrote:
Sunstrider wrote:
Dex wrote:
Sunstrider wrote:
dryden wrote: shemales cocks were bigger than their own.
Chicks with dicks that will put your to shame. How sad.
Enough with the Clerks quotes!! :omfg:
How about enough of your bitching.
On his birthday too. You bastard. For shame!
Sometimes life just isn't fair.

As long as you remember the glass is always half empty and full of piss you'll do fine.

in_LOVE_with_DUFF
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Post by in_LOVE_with_DUFF » 10 Jul 2004 20:36

dear... god...



at least i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geiko :)

CRySiS
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Post by CRySiS » 11 Jul 2004 14:09

hahzhahahahahahahahahahaha, GIEKO!

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