Good Relationship Contract

[Smash]

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[10:02] <span style='color:blue'>Angelbaby:</span> none sexing during period
[10:02] <span style='color:blue'>Angelbaby:</span> lose
[10:02] <span style='color:red'>smash:</span> yeah thats surprising with that fucking freak

[10:14] <span style='color:blue'>Angelbaby:</span> "fellatio must last least 5 min"
[10:14] <span style='color:blue'>Angelbaby:</span> duh

[10:17] <span style='color:blue'>Angelbaby:</span> are to pose for 20 photos per quarter on demand
[10:17] <span style='color:blue'>Angelbaby:</span>


Again, what's the problem?!?!?!?!?!? Seems like a good contract to me

[Eamon Angelface]

What? No anal on demand? :huh:

[Seriously]

<span style='color:maroon'>So was this contract presented prior to the marriage, or after?

Either way, I think I may have went and dumped his ass.


Unless there was an analogous contract for him to sign, he's just being really rude.

He is a rude person, and if I were to meet him on the street, I would not make eye contact, and I would definately not shake his hand.

He is just not very courteous.</span>

[Dex]

orange you glad i didnt say banana?

[~vjay~]

"You are to do everything that is requested or expected of you, if you do not you are considered non-compliant. You are also non compliant if you start something and can not or will not finish, even if you state that you are in pain or something hurts.

Furthermore, if you read one of the pages it states...

During my time you shall be
1. Be subserviant, submissive and totally obedient.
2. To do what you are asked, when you are asked, exactly how you are asked.
3. Be cheerful and adoring towards me.
4. Be close at all times, unless otherwise told to.
5. Perform and and all sexual acts, excluding anal penetration and/or ingesting of cum when told to.

*I think that was a typo on his behalf and I would think excluding should of said including instead.

Later on he mentions "Intercourse includes anal and vaginal intercourse" which makes me think that is what he meant, that and he mentions climax and fellatio in the same sentence as well..

(I saved copies of this "contract" previously and am referring to them)