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Post by AngelBaby » 27 Jun 2005 10:51

<span style='color:blue'>Has the pressure of the music biz finally pushed R. Kelly over the edge? Anyone heard this pitiful excuse for a "song?" I say excuse because essentially it's just R. narrating a story about getting caught cheating with another man's woman set to a hip-hop beat. And the video is equally laughable. I could put some of the ridiculous lyrics on here, but you simply have to hear the delivery for yourself. And I haven't even mentioned the most frightening part...


It's "Chapter 1"...of FIVE. :omfg:


Makes me long for the good ol' days when he used to sing about peeing on people's heads and having sex with toddlers. <_< </span>

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Post by grey_fox24 » 27 Jun 2005 12:16

Have you heard the other 4? It gets pretty interesting.

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Post by AngelBaby » 27 Jun 2005 12:21

<span style='color:blue'>No.</span>

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Post by grey_fox24 » 27 Jun 2005 12:41

Well do that.

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Post by AngelBaby » 27 Jun 2005 12:57

<span style='color:blue'>I guess I should expound upon my original answer...

No, I haven't heard the other four.

No, I don't plan to ever hear them if I can help it.

No, they probably aren't interesting.</span>

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Post by heineken » 27 Jun 2005 13:05

I guess he decided he wanted to get his name back out there...shame he had to take the route that didn't involve underage girls and bodily functions.

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Post by Dere33 » 28 Jun 2005 03:53

heineken wrote:I guess he decided he wanted to get his name back out there...shame he had to take the route that didn't involve underage girls and bodily functions.
From the name of the song, I doubt it would be little girls.

Wouldn't it be great to hear in the next few days: R Kelley Buys Neverland Ranch from Jackson's Poor Ass.

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Post by Seriously » 28 Jun 2005 04:21

<span style='color:maroon'>What about the one where Mr. Kelly does the one about Jesus?</span>

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Post by heineken » 12 Jul 2005 03:17

<a href='http://wallysparks.addr.com/mp3/R.Kelly ... _VIDEO.mpg' target='_blank'>http://wallysparks.addr.com/mp3/R.Kelly ... DEO.mpg</a>

The full twenty minute video!

And apparently chapters 6-10 to come soon!

After watching, my view has changed. This is one of the funniest, most entertaining things I've ever seen.
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Post by ruprechtjones » 12 Jul 2005 08:47

I'm waiting for the Chappelle version to come out.

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Post by inplainview » 14 Jul 2005 20:59

Trapped In The Closet...
I'm sure theres plenty of people in west hollywood who could help him with that problem.

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Post by kvl » 15 Jul 2005 00:11

When i heard the title i thought it was going to be a song about a gay guy who is afraid to tell people he is gay. But instead i was treated wit a spoken word story by R Kelly. Blah i says to that.

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