Recipes For Eating Babies

Austin
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Post by Austin » 27 Jun 2005 09:30

Cream of Baby Soup (This one's my favorite)

1/2 med. sized baby - diced into cubes
1 med. onion - chopped
2 Tbls. butter OR margarine
1 cup chicken broth
1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley
1/4 tsp. ground thyme
1/4 tsp. celery seed
1 1/2 cups milk mixed with 2 Tbls. all-purpose flour



-In a 3-quart saucepan over medium-high heat, cook onions in butter until soft.

-Add chicken broth, parsley, thyme, celery seed, salt, and pepper to saucepan; simmer for 15 minutes over medium-low heat, stirring occasionally.

-Slowly add your baby to the saucepan, making sure you baby has been properly cleaned (you may choose to leave the skin on if you wish, it's a personal preference).

-Stir milk/flour mixture into the saucepan.

-Puree half of soup in a blender; return puree to the saucepan.

-Simmer soup, stirring often, until thickened.

Serves 4 to 6. Enjoy!
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Post by AngelBaby » 27 Jun 2005 09:40

<span style='color:blue'>Mmmm...babies.</span>

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Post by Smash » 27 Jun 2005 09:49

AngelBaby wrote:<span style='color:blue'>Mmmm...babies.</span>


angels...

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Post by heineken » 27 Jun 2005 09:59

Why not just post the site? And what are you ranting about?

<a href='http://www.eatbabies.com/' target='_blank'>http://www.eatbabies.com/</a>

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Post by Austin » 27 Jun 2005 10:34

heineken wrote:Why not just post the site?  And what are you ranting about?

<a href='http://www.eatbabies.com/' target='_blank'>http://www.eatbabies.com/</a>
Traffic Ranking for www.eatbabies.com: 736,155

Sorry buddy :( , I must of missed that site while I was studing the other 750,000 top internet sites. Don't worry though i'll make sure to search the internet everytime I make a post, just to make sure there are no similarities between my post and the billions of other pages on the internet. Oh, I forgot, I don't give a shit.

get a life pal.

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Post by The Colonel » 27 Jun 2005 10:38

yeah, maybe you could go find a random forum to post completely worthless bullshit. maybe that would complete your life heinie.

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Post by heineken » 27 Jun 2005 12:55

Austin wrote:
heineken wrote:Why not just post the site?  And what are you ranting about?

<a href='http://www.eatbabies.com/' target='_blank'>http://www.eatbabies.com/</a>
Traffic Ranking for www.eatbabies.com: 736,155

Sorry buddy :( , I must of missed that site while I was studing the other 750,000 top internet sites. Don't worry though i'll make sure to search the internet everytime I make a post, just to make sure there are no similarities between my post and the billions of other pages on the internet. Oh, I forgot, I don't give a shit.

get a life pal.
Oh so your strategy all along was to look like a complete horses' ass, wait for someone to point it out, then you would make a retort in rant form to justify how fucking stupid you looked for starting a thread about eating babies in the rants forum.

Let me be the first to say you failed miserably.

I'd also like to point out that just because with one post I made your threads concept worthless, if that wasn't already the case, it doesn't mean you have to make yourself look even more retarded by trying to justify it.

What's next? A roundtable discussion about the various types of bottled water posted neatly in the comics forum? Learn to think outside of the 4th grade level of humor and logic you currently reside in, then perhaps I'll consider you worthy enough to wipe my ass with.

Cliff notes version: He started a thread about sharing baby recipes in the rants forum. Need I say more?

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Post by JustSumDude » 27 Jun 2005 17:01

Thank goodness for CliffsNotes!
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Post by SNova » 27 Jun 2005 17:57

Spark Notes>Cliffs Notes

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Post by Dere33 » 28 Jun 2005 02:55

Ref Call:

heineken Wins.

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Post by JustSumDude » 28 Jun 2005 08:18

Dere33 wrote:Ref Call:

heineken Wins.
You're stupid.
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Post by bligityblah » 01 Jul 2005 01:11

Tha docter saeys if yoou eats anay mowr babies hes agonna hav ta take yor leg!


Slack-Jawed Yokals Away!!!

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Post by Dougal » 06 Jul 2005 03:25

I like babies.


They are easy to unload from a trailor with a pitchfork.

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Post by JustSumDude » 06 Jul 2005 08:46

Dumb.
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Post by Smash » 06 Jul 2005 17:43

JustSumDude wrote:<span style='font-family:tahoma'><span style='color:green'>Dumb.</span></span>

This whole [s]thread[/s]site is dumb.


I'd say there's nonemoreworthless but we all know that's not true :D

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