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Post by Seriously » 14 Oct 2005 23:03

AngelBaby wrote:
Smash wrote:
~vjay~ wrote: Consider it done.



Smash is a little bitch.


:huh:

LITTLE! :o That's such a low blow having to insult my manhood. Sadly, it's true.
<span style='color:blue'>So the "18" under your avatar doesn't stand for "inches"? :unsure:

Boo. :(</span>
<span style='color:maroon'>It stands for pounds.


:o :o :o :omfg: </span>

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Post by BlackMage » 14 Oct 2005 23:05

Eek! That would hurt.

Can you imagine what would happen if you had an erection. You'd pass out due to blood loss in your head!
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Post by gulliver » 15 Oct 2005 00:08

Buying underwear would be a bitch.

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Post by ~vjay~ » 15 Oct 2005 11:52

gulliver wrote:Buying underwear would be a bitch.
Finding a woman that would let you use it on her would be a bitch.

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Post by Skarekrow » 15 Oct 2005 14:24

~vjay~ wrote:
gulliver wrote:Buying underwear would be a bitch.
Finding a woman that would let you use it on her would be a bitch.
you'd have to find a gaping vagina, like Paris or Jordan Price.

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Post by pacmanjesus » 15 Oct 2005 15:08

you'd probably walk pretty funny.

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Post by rushie » 15 Oct 2005 15:10

<span style='color:blue'>ks.. smashy is a two minute man... apparently :wub: </span>

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Post by BlackMage » 15 Oct 2005 19:30

Skarekrow wrote:
~vjay~ wrote:
gulliver wrote:Buying underwear would be a bitch.
Finding a woman that would let you use it on her would be a bitch.
you'd have to find a gaping vagina, like Paris or Jordan Price.
Shouldn't be too hard. He found you didn't he?

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Post by Skarekrow » 16 Oct 2005 16:03

only because he confused me for you.

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Post by michlersoft » 16 Oct 2005 16:29

Good one.

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Post by BlackMage » 18 Oct 2005 05:23

Sorry, missed that.

Anywho, Smash is 32 today. Have a good one.

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Post by Skarekrow » 18 Oct 2005 11:08

michlersoft wrote:Good one.
hi matt michler!

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Post by UncleMao » 18 Oct 2005 12:36

More more good little imps!

It's Christmas early!

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Post by BlackMage » 18 Oct 2005 14:19

Huh?

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Post by JustSumDude » 18 Oct 2005 15:09

Penis!


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