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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: Battle of the Bruces
From: "Jimbo" <font color="#F5EFDD">omgyoufoundoutyouwinprize!</font>
Date: Sun, May 19 2002 2:01:07 PM +0100
Who would win in a fight: Bruce Lee, Bruce Willis, or Bruce Campbell? It's a tough call, so I thought I'd ask an expert. Anyone who runs a kick-ass site like yours should be able to help me out here.
keep on rocking
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Dear Jimbo,
First off, you drink too much.
Secondly, Bruce Lee would make mince-meat out of the other two. And it's not because he knows martial arts. It's because he knows martial arts, <i>and he's dead</i>!
Sure, zombie hunter Bruce Campbell has a chainsaw for a hand. But even a chainsaw is no match for a muscle-bound, double nunchuck wielding Zombie Bruce Lee. He'll butterfly kick the brain right out of Campbell's head and then EAT IT.
I suppose Willis does have that little snot nosed sidekick who can see dead people. But I don't remember hearing the kid say "I see dead people, and i can kick their dead ass." Especially not if the dead guy is Bruce Lee.
Besides, if <A HREF="/movies/brucekareem.jpg" target="_blank">this guy</A> couldn't beat him, how could anyone?
To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: Battle of the Bruces
From: "Jimbo" <font color="#F5EFDD">omgyoufoundoutyouwinprize!</font>
Date: Sun, May 19 2002 2:01:07 PM +0100
Who would win in a fight: Bruce Lee, Bruce Willis, or Bruce Campbell? It's a tough call, so I thought I'd ask an expert. Anyone who runs a kick-ass site like yours should be able to help me out here.
keep on rocking
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Dear Jimbo,
First off, you drink too much.
Secondly, Bruce Lee would make mince-meat out of the other two. And it's not because he knows martial arts. It's because he knows martial arts, <i>and he's dead</i>!
Sure, zombie hunter Bruce Campbell has a chainsaw for a hand. But even a chainsaw is no match for a muscle-bound, double nunchuck wielding Zombie Bruce Lee. He'll butterfly kick the brain right out of Campbell's head and then EAT IT.
I suppose Willis does have that little snot nosed sidekick who can see dead people. But I don't remember hearing the kid say "I see dead people, and i can kick their dead ass." Especially not if the dead guy is Bruce Lee.
Besides, if <A HREF="/movies/brucekareem.jpg" target="_blank">this guy</A> couldn't beat him, how could anyone?
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Justin, that emails more than 2 years old....Justin wrote:To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: Battle of the Bruces
From: "Jimbo"
Date: Sun, May 19 2002 2:01:07 PM +0100
How often do u check ur email?
Back on subject - Bruce Lee, with his hands tied behind his back...
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