Betsy Wetsy!

[AngelBaby]

<span style='color:blue'>"Oh, yeah...work it girl...they love you...who's a hottie?"

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"What's that warm sensation down there? I haven't done a line in hours..."

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"Oh. My. God. I can't believe I just did that. Keep walking, Linds...no one will notice...just keep walking."</span>

[gulliver]

zomg vaginal sweat stain!

[TheGoodReverend]

That's weirdly spreading.

[BlackMage]

Hmm.......I want my old Lohan back.

[~vjay~]

Love looking at the bag of bones....


NOT!

[TheGoodReverend]

From AP:
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Lindsay Lohan and two other people were taken to a hospital Tuesday after the actress' black Mercedes-Benz convertible collided with a van in West Hollywood, authorities said.

Witnesses said Lohan was trying to avoid paparazzi photographers when the crash occurred.

[I have to read all the way to paragraph 11 before I see what I really wanted to know from the start:]

There was no evidence alcohol was involved in the crash, [Los Angeles County sheriff's Sgt. Diane] Hecht said in a news release[, suspiciously not mentioning crack cocaine, crystal meth, or airplane glue].

<a href='http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/ ... index.html' target='_blank'>CNN</a>

[Eamon Angelface]

Jared has the pics of the car. 2nd accident she's had in as many months in that car.