Dikkok - The Master.

[UncleMao]

From a google cached FPP comment:

well...is is hafink story telling too..one day,i is goin school and i is goin toilet...in thailand..toiet is hole in ground..so i is go dere to shet...when i was squattin downed...i losted my balancin n i fell arsed first into the hole....inside hole..dere was these large thick tree root...which pirced my arsed..i is not feelin anything at all since i is hafink piles...so i is goin class and bleedin on floor too(like suzi is..so we is same eh,eh?)but dere is not phone there so teacher took me back home on horse but halfway thru horse got tired and so dikkok had walkin home..halfway thru...the bleedin stopped so dikkok walked all way back skool(cuz dikkok is loving school as much as suzi love school..so we is same eh,eh?)but den when dikkok reached school...everyone not dere so dikkok slept there...dikkok's mum is askin dikkok go tribal madicinein man but dikkok is not wnatin because last time dikkok goin medicienin man...he were askin dikkok close eye while he rub magic stones on dikkok..which dikkok did not likin...ant so dikkok is still piles today..oh nope!,dikkok's computer seat is dreched blood now /ended

Posted by named @ 02/11/2003 08:04 AM CST

dough! im such a justin,who is liked kingolf.i forgetin to left my named...=(

Posted by dikkok @ 02/11/2003 08:05 AM CST

...brilliant.

[JustSumDude]

A comment left on Suzi's site 'bout two years ago…

susan-
dikkok is liked screwin up too.dikkok is more den screwedriver sumtymes.fo example,1 few weeked backs...dikkok is goin to stank azz pussy pole-dancin palace and dikkok is forgot to pretendink being reach and all girl no wantin go near dikkok and dikkok is callin supergirl sister but she is no use cuz all of pole dancin women have stankier azz den she..so she losed and dikkok is screwed now...but always lookin on the brite side of life...dikkok is havein vibrator wit new battries and can enjoy in peace..no blarin patpong music..so get get vibrator and enjoy..no need go dates..all are rubbish..

kingolf-
u shld get a vibrator too...

Guizhang-
why is you white dominican...why is not black?i is watchin discorvery travled adventure channel and is seiinn domican black people...why is u white den?is you havin granpda from china too?den you must be yellow like banana...

Posted by dikkok @ 01/25/2003 11:03 AM CST