A Gallon of...

NGEddie · Post by **NGEddie** » 09 Oct 2005 06:28

But watching someone pee is REALLY expensive... what gives?

JustSumDude · Post by **JustSumDude** » 09 Oct 2005 16:16

NGEddie wrote:But watching someone pee is REALLY expensive... what gives?

Ya, WTF?

Seriously · Post by **Seriously** » 10 Oct 2005 07:02

Donating to a sperm bank can net you, say, $50 (after the whole medical and family history and contract signing and the like) for a sample.

Assuming the average ejaculation is, say, 6 ounces.

and assuming a gallon is something like 128 ounces, then that comes out (so to speak) to be...

((128/6)*50)

...$1066.67 per gallon of hot, sticky cum.

I find this number to be very revealing.

BlackMage · Post by **BlackMage** » 10 Oct 2005 13:39

See, now wasn't that fun?

Seriously · Post by **Seriously** » 10 Oct 2005 20:29

Hell no.

My dick is sore.

TheGoodReverend · Post by **TheGoodReverend** » 10 Oct 2005 21:09

Seriously wrote:Donating to a sperm bank can net you, say, $50 (after the whole medical and family history and contract signing and the like) for a sample.

Assuming the average ejaculation is, say, 6 ounces.

and assuming a gallon is something like 128 ounces, then that comes out (so to speak) to be...

((128/6)*50)

...$1066.67 per gallon of hot, sticky cum.

I find this number to be very revealing.

If cars ran this way, they'd have to redesign the fuel tank opening. That cutoff valve is a bitch.

JustSumDude · Post by **JustSumDude** » 11 Oct 2005 10:49

Suck a gallon of my balls.

SpankMonkeyV2 · Post by **SpankMonkeyV2** » 27 Oct 2005 12:06

Seriously wrote:Donating to a sperm bank can net you, say, $50 (after the whole medical and family history and contract signing and the like) for a sample.

Assuming the average ejaculation is, say, 6 ounces.

and assuming a gallon is something like 128 ounces, then that comes out (so to speak) to be...

((128/6)*50)

...$1066.67 per gallon of hot, sticky cum.

I find this number to be very revealing.

And all this time I've been paying the whores? Fucking hell. I'm going to start collecting sperm fees.

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