There Oughta Be A Law...

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Smash
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Post by Smash » 08 Nov 2005 09:00

<a href='http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/11/07/D8DNT7TOA.html' target='_blank'>http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/11/0 ... OA.html</a>

Witnesses said the women were having sex in a stall with each other, angering patrons waiting in line to get into the restroom at the club in the Channelside district.

What a goddamn shame...




...we need detailed eyewitness accounts.

MMM ImageSlut #1 and ImageSlut #2
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turtle1
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Post by turtle1 » 08 Nov 2005 10:48

<span style='color:red'>...we need detailed video footage.</span>
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Grammaton_Cleric
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Post by Grammaton_Cleric » 08 Nov 2005 10:56

Why were people getting angry? Why didn't anyone have a camera phone?
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Post by AngelBaby » 08 Nov 2005 12:28

Grammaton_Cleric wrote:Why were people getting angry?
<span style='color:blue'>We can get a little bitchy when we've been knocking them back all night and need to pee. We know we're gonna have to hover over the scuzzy bar toilet, so we're already not in the best mood. They should've had the common decency to go back to their hotel if they felt the need to get their lez on. Club restroom sex is just trashy.

Having said that, I had two favorite parts to this story:

1. "Keathley, who was escorted from the nightclub, was so drunk she could barely stand"

You go girl. :lol:

2. "When Thomas was arrested, she gave police the name of another Panthers cheerleader -- Kristen Lanier Owen"

Way to be true to your fellow booty shakers. Whatever happened to the sacred bond between sideline sisters? <_< </span>
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UncleMao
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Post by UncleMao » 08 Nov 2005 14:13

Can I be your lesbian, Angelfoetuszygoteembryo?
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Smash
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Post by Smash » 08 Nov 2005 18:55

UncleMao wrote:Can I be your lesbian, Angelfoetuszygoteembryo?

She has a pen0r, Mao!
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Post by UncleMao » 09 Nov 2005 00:20

yikes0r!
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Post by ~vjay~ » 09 Nov 2005 09:32

I was waiting for the naked cheerleader pics.

You disappoint me.
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Post by gulliver » 09 Nov 2005 21:12

Naked cheerleader lady-boy pics?


That's just sick!
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Post by TheGoodReverend » 10 Nov 2005 09:30

It's times like these I'm reminded of the enduring wisdom of Digital Underground.
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Post by UncleMao » 10 Nov 2005 09:48

Just grab them in the biscuits?

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