Lindsay Lohan marrying Fez?

Sunstrider · Post by **Sunstrider** » 07 Aug 2004 13:16

I give it one year tops.

RKrispy · Post by **RKrispy** » 07 Aug 2004 13:27

she's marrying him for the tax benefits, damn her and that hippy fez!
and she can have all the sex she wants without people bitching at her for premarital sex.

SirLoin · Post by **SirLoin** » 07 Aug 2004 14:05

Well, the only thing I can say is: .........wtf? She's getting married pretty early. But not as early as this one girl at my school. The girl is the same age as me (16) and she's engaged and already had a baby! <_< It's fuckin' clown shoes.

RexKrazy · Post by **RexKrazy** » 07 Aug 2004 14:09

:rolleyes: it's fes, not fez. don't you people watch the show? they call him fes because he is a Foreign Exchange Student.

did i spell foreign right?

edit:

i don't think the marriage will last.

better?

Post by **Justin** » 07 Aug 2004 14:22

^^^ worthless post

MRPEN15 · Post by **MRPEN15** » 07 Aug 2004 16:36

It won't last. Who gives a shit anyways. She won't age well...look at all her freckles and tanning. I say by 25,26...she will be fat and wrinkled as fuck.

SunDevilZac · Post by **SunDevilZac** » 07 Aug 2004 16:54

that article is weak, if she marries him, she is a dumb dumb broad.

shes like hot as shit right now, and shes gonna get married right off the bat? she cant even legally drink for christs sake. slow down you silly beast

but god i would marry her if it was me, still, shes stupid, and hot, stupid hot

Mike · Post by **Mike** » 07 Aug 2004 23:59

<span style='color:teal'>Won't last. Hopefully she gets run over by a combine or something. I saw a deer get hit by a combine last weekend at my farm, and I have decided that's what I want to happen to her.</span>

Millz82 · Post by **Millz82** » 08 Aug 2004 00:20

Good for them, I hope they live happily ever after, just like all the other Hollywood stars whose marriage end a year later....

joe · Post by **joe** » 08 Aug 2004 00:28

i guess even celebs want to play with those little wedding registry guns and get presents. Do you think when the marriage ends after 6 months they give presents back? The gifts are for Fez and Lindsay. But if there is no more Fez and Lindsay.

RoflCopter · Post by **RoflCopter** » 08 Aug 2004 02:30

Mike wrote: <span style='color:teal'>Won't last. Hopefully she gets run over by a combine or something. I saw a deer get hit by a combine last weekend at my farm, and I have decided that's what I want to happen to her.</span>

Can we make that AFTER the sex tape she releases when no one gives a shit about her?

Captain Nasty · Post by **Captain Nasty** » 08 Aug 2004 06:02

Fez is a city in Morocco, where he is supposed to be from.

Blueberry · Post by **Blueberry** » 08 Aug 2004 07:28

I don't really know that I would like to see Fes having sex..... :blink: Lindsey, sure... but Fes? *barf*

God · Post by **God** » 08 Aug 2004 08:10

you know, she has a really good point there....

DMBrules · Post by **DMBrules** » 08 Aug 2004 11:16

^^ It's a she damn it.

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